World's oldest man marks 113th birthday
10-18-2009, 04:21 AM
Mr. Briggs Inc. Wrote:Fuck that, I'm living to 130 and exersizing my sledgehammer arm every week!
Hey, I work in a very upscale rich as hell retirement resort. I see old people all the time, and though they are rich and have everything they want, they are all miserable. Hey briggsy, when I'm 85, you can use those sledgehammer arms on my noggin!
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