Zach, Yea You! Or Shall I Say Deadite?

[FreddysFingers]

By the way... Zach's little 'things I learned' post in the Dead Alive review...

Things I Learned From This Movie:

..There was another streetcar named "Abstinence."
..A man's sexual activity is inversely proportional to his mother's health.
..Septic is the medical term used to describe when a wound is full of Pepto-Bismol-flavored pudding.
..Rubber cement is a first aid product.
.."Shuriken" is Japanese for "porcelain duck."
..Embalming machines are nearly indistiguishable from a cotton gin.
..Zombies can get knocked up.
..Afterbirth causes radio interference.
..ALWAYS read the ENTIRE warning label on a bottle of poison BEFORE you give it to your mum.
..The best defense against the undead is a well-deployed lawn gnome.
..Electrical wire should never be used in lieu of bungee cord.

Was also stolen from a website that I go to regularly.

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deadaliv...l?start=56

Yup, just keeps digging a grave for himself.