Fuck your shipping costs.

[Bojangles]

So, I've bought a lot of horror items lately. Most of them have come from eBay. I always try to look for people that don't rip you off on the shipping charges, unless there's no way I can avoid it. So, here's the deal on this shit. The shipping charges cost more than the item I purchased. Yes, it's true. The item was around $9 and the shipping is $10. Now, this motherfucker contacted me saying that he can ship to a P.O. Box but it's going to be parcel post which could take up to 2 weeks. I tell him that's fine, and I figured that would be the last time I heard from him. Nope, instead of shipping out my item today, he has another question for me. He wants to know if I want to upgrade to Priority Mail for only $4 more!

Ok, so lets take a look at this:

Shipping costs $10.
Item costs $9.

He's charging way more than what actual shipping would cost on this thing. I think the dimensions of the item are 8 1/2 x 12 3/4. In other words, this isn't a huge fucking item or anything. He's charging me $10 to ship that, which is too much, and he's still trying to get more money out of the shipping charges. What happened to the $10 I already fucking spent? This isn't about money, I don't give a fuck about that. I just don't like someone trying to rip me off, and that's exactly what he's doing. He's lucky I bought from him in the first place, considering his outrageous fucking shipping costs.