Diving on the Twilight grenade

[TerrorScribe]

I've put it off as long as I could but now I have to actually nut up and do this. Since I'm reviewing Eclipse for the big site I review for, I've decided to watch Twilight and New Moon so I have some idea of what's going on in the third one. I've decided to call it, "Twilight: A Survivor's Story followed by a similarly titled piece for New Moon. I think I may try to go moment by idiot moment in each of these. However, my editor also told me that I have to keep it PG-13. In that case, I'm going to have... unexpurgated versions here and on my TerrorScribe site.

Wish me luck.