Woman lives in car for 26 years

[Friday The 13th]

A London woman, Ann Naysmith, lived in her car for 26 years.
The woman, who was a former music teacher, decided to reside
in her car after she had been evicted from her flat in London.
She has been living in her Ford Consul since 1976. Her car was
however removed by the local council as it was said it could be
a possible health hazard. The neighbours, who became used to
the 60 year old lady, decided to buy her a red Mercedes in
replacement of the Ford Consul." "It seemed a straightforward
and sensible solutions," said the owner of the Mercedes, Sian
Lines. The owner of the Mercedes also added that it was
sensible since the lady had threatened to set herself on fire in
protest.

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Weird.... I bet her snatch smells like Sushi!