What is something about you that might surprise us?

[SamWinchester89]

Ach du scheisse! Francais ist die puta Language, Who makes a word like Merde Zaraza (Say out loud since I can't make Russian Characters) a Italiano, J'mon Carlis.

That should confuse the fuck out of you.

First language is English, second is German, third is Spanish, enough Russian from songs too.... Embarrass myself, and Italian, I can only really do Horror movies.

I can insult people in Japanese... Not really useful though. My Wife speaks Fluent French as a first language, English, and knows how to swear in German from living with me.

LOL!!!! Nice...also deine Frau weißt, wie man auf Deutsch schimpft!!!! TOLL!!! Ich liebe diese Sprache, aber die beste denke ich ist immer English...

[gore]

Sehr danke I tried making a sentence using a mix of languages, and I used proper grammar yet every few words was in another language, and yet putting to together was totally proper in grammar, yet almost incomprehensible.

Denn du bist wass du isst, und ihr wist was est ist.

-das Blut.

[Maxx88]

Meine Großmutter spricht Deutsches. So in Highschool, zum sie zu beeindrucken nahm ich Deutschen für 3 Jahre. Jetzt kann ich es lesen, aber ich muss an es denken, ich verwendete, um in der Lage zu sein, es zu sprechen okay, aber schreiben Sie es, ha ha, nicht einmal fragen mich, dass zu, ich einen Übersetzer benutze.

[gore]

Ja, meine Famalie komme aus Detschland

You should find a book called "Scheisse" it's funny.

[Friday The 13th]

Meine Großmutter spricht Deutsches. So in Highschool, zum sie zu beeindrucken nahm ich Deutschen für 3 Jahre. Jetzt kann ich es lesen, aber ich muss an es denken, ich verwendete, um in der Lage zu sein, es zu sprechen okay, aber schreiben Sie es, ha ha, nicht einmal fragen mich, dass zu, ich einen Übersetzer benutze.

My grandmother speaks German. So in Highschool, to it to impress took I Germans for 3 year. Now I can read it, but I must of it think, I used, in order to be able, it to speak okay, but write you it, ha ha, do not even ask me that too, I use a translator.

urm :martyr:

[Maxx88]

do you actually speak German Friday?

[gore]

My grandmother speaks German. So in Highschool, to it to impress took I Germans for 3 year. Now I can read it, but I must of it think, I used, in order to be able, it to speak okay, but write you it, ha ha, do not even ask me that too, I use a translator.

urm :martyr:

Translators don't work well on German, because a single word can change the context of a sentence, or, a context can change the meaning of a single word, so using a translator online which normally will just translate each word, ends up breaking because each word can mean something else A lot of words in German have at least 2 or three meanings, the context makes the sentence into what you meant. Makes word play super easy though lol.

[Maxx88]

Agreed, the translator I was using is good, not the best though

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

I am a member of the Grammar Police.

[gore]

Did you make that badge? That's kind of neat.

[Friday The 13th]

No I can't speak German fully, I do know some though. But yea I did indeed use a Translator for that part. I can also speak some Japanese because I have been using Rosetta Stone!

[gore]

The only Japanese I know is "Baka" (Idiot).

For German, the kind you could really use and they don't teach you in school:

Scheisse - Shit, Fuck, Son of a bitch! (German has a lot of meanings to different words) Pronounced "Shy-Zuh"

der Dummkopf - Numbskull - Pronounced "Dare Doom-Kohpf"

der Trottel - Half Wit - Pronounced "Dare Tro-tel"

Arschloch - Asshole - Pronounced "Arsh-LohCH" (The CH is this word is pronounced by doing that sound that sounds like you're about to spit. The CH in German can be either a "Shh" sound by using your Tongue to touch the roof of your mouth and sound like you're hissing like a Cat, and then sometimes it has the Phlegm sound of Arabic).

der Scheisskerl - Shit head - Pronounced "Shyzz-Kurl" and can be spelled with that Letter in German that looks like a big "B" but with lines.

Ach du Scheisse! - Oh shit! - Ach (Use Plegm) then "do" and then "ShyZuh"

Du kannst mich mal am Arsch Lecken! - Go fuck yourself! - Literal meaning is "You can lick my ass" and you could also just say "Du Kannst mich mal!" and it's the same. To pronounce :

Do Kahnst mich "Mall" "Ahm" "Arsh" "Lecken".

The word Mich is pronounced with the ch sounding like a Cat Hissing by pressing your tongue on the roof of your mouth as before, and basically Blowing air out, the sound should almost be like a Hiss.

das ist mir Scheissegal! - I don't give a shit! - Pronounced like this:

"Dass" "Ist" "Meer" "Shyz-Agel".

Verpiss Dich - Fuck off! - Literally means "Piss yourself away!" - To pronounce:

"Vare-Piss - Dich"

One of the strongest most foul things you CAN say in German, is this:

Das Geht dich einen absoluten Scheissdreck am! - That is none of your fucking Business! -

There are hardly ANY words in German that can be taken or used THIS strong, so if you say this in German, be prepared for a fight, because this is worse than saying you want to rape their child for the occasion it's used in! When you're telling someone to mind their business, and you say this, it doesn't get stronger!

To Pronounce:

Dass Gayt Dich Eye-nen Ahb-so-looten Schyz-Dreck Ahhm

Use with caution!

Scheiss Drauf - Forget it - Literally "Shit on it" - To pronounce:

Shyz-Drowwf. In German "AU" without an Umlaut (Those two dots above a letter, are an Umlaut, and they change how something sounds) but "au" is pronounced "Oww" like when you stub your toe.

der Krug / der Humpen - What we call a "Stein" as Germans don't actually say Stein for a glass, Stein in German means "Stone" and to pronounce these words for Beer Glass:

Dare Kroog and "Dare Hoompin".

das ist nicht mein Bier - That is not my cup of Tea - To pronounce -

Dass ist Nicht Myn Beer

Also note I don't use a Capitol Letter for "das" or "die" or "der". The reason is it's not proper to. And all three words mean "The".

German uses Sexes for Nouns and so on, and a sexless object or thing, has "das" where as a Manly Masculine item is "der" which is pronounced "Dare" and then for something more feminine you would say "die" which is pronounce "Dee".


So how do you tell someone to stop talking? Like this!

Ruhe Bitte - Quiet Please! - Pronounced like this:

"Rooha Bittuh" Because if a word has an "E" at the end, it's pronounced with an "uh" sound.

Halt den Mund! - Keep your mouth shut! - Halt den Moond.

Halt die Klappe! - Shut up! - Halt Dee Klah-puh.

Halt's Maul! - Shut the fuck up! - Halt's Mowwl. Like "owwww I stubbed my toe".


How do you fuck? Like this:

Bumsen - To fuck. The most common "Vulgar" way of saying you want to fuck someone. When a new American Pie came out I was very shocked to see they took a bunch of letters from other languages that all meant sex, like, in Spanish they said "sesso" and so on....Well got German they said Bumsen.... I don't think they realized it meant fuck not screw.

Voegeln - To fuck - Literally - Mating like Birds. Very Popular, has a long history. To pronounce - "Vurl-geln" (The Voe part is hard to say in English because English has NO equivalent at all. The OE part is actually an Umlaut O, but if you can't make the two dots, you can just add an E to say "Pretend this has an Umlaut".

Ficken - To fuck! Originally it meant simply to move back and forth, or to rub, but no one uses it this way anymore. You can see it's related to fuck.

Blasen - to Blow. Pronounce like this:

"Blah-Sen".

Wichsen - To jack off - Pronounced like this:

"Vich-sen".

die Hobbyflecken - Slang for Semen stains.

Kommen - To come.

das horizontale Gewerbe - Prostitution - Literally means "The Horizontal Business".... Lol. To Pronounce -

dass Horits-ohn-talluh Gay-Vaarbuh.

Enjoy

[Maxx88]

yea German is a great language to learn, but it fucking hard

[gore]

It's not too bad. French is worse. Almost like Latin. English itself is a Germanic Language, with parts of Latin based Languages like French, Spanish, Italian, and others thrown in.

[FreddysFingers]

Something about me that is surprising:
Unbeknownst to the old deaf lady, I was air humping her from behind at the mall and my friend took a picture of it.

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

i've had caffeine intoxication before. it's not fun.

[gore]

Unless you're taking Caffeine Pills, that's pretty hard to pull off considering the high dosage required for that. I can slam down a Monster BFC, and have Coffee, and a Red Bull, and I'd STILL be no where near the required dose.

Actually, I used to have a web site saved that would calculate how much of anything you'd need before you died from the Caffeine in it, and I think I personally needed something like a few cases of Red Bull, all chugged down FAST.

The only time I've ever seen people really overdo Caffeine, was with pills containing it.

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

i had:

Amp
Amp Overdrive
Nos (the bottle)
Red Bull (big one)
Monster
Coffee (venti Starbucks, 20 oz)
Rockstar

[Ruby]

hell i have a hard enough time speakin englinsh let alone another laungage, In high school i took Spanish and my teacher advised me not to come back the next year lol i was doing fine until i had to speak in sentences.

[Lilith]

hell i have a hard enough time speakin englinsh let alone another laungage, In high school i took Spanish and my teacher advised me not to come back the next year lol i was doing fine until i had to speak in sentences.

You speak in tongues just fine...lol