The (i'm all alone on talk horror) Thread

[FreddysFingers]

Alone on Talk Horror. It's like being alone at a high school prom that was held in a slaughterhouse where either the kids are passed out drunk from all the Mike's Hard Lemonade and Bud Light or have left for a much cooler and hip party. I'm the one that's dancing with nobody to some bullshit Rebecca Black song and the only living thing here are the mice that scurry in and out of the "USDA approved" beef.

Forever alone.

[DragonBlues]

[LolliePop]

Nope, you're just a classy bird. 2 quid them vienettas cost!

2 coins of the realm!!!??? Who says mums go to Iceland?

[Sobriquet]

Sis, your pic sleuthing skills are extraordinary. Heh

Freddy, I swear every "party" I've been to has been like that. lol

[DragonBlues]

She's lying to you, Freddy! She's been to a Wolf Pack party. They're NEVER like that. Ever. I have the pictures to prove it:



Yeah. Entirely different kind of party all together.


My picture sleuthing skills continue...

[FreddysFingers]

A wolf party huh? I'm going to be lame and assume that it's a party that consists of female wolves in heat. Actually, that might come off as being really sexist. :reddisgust:

[DragonBlues]

Ahahaha!!! Silly Freddy. Wolf Pack parties are parties at larger events put on by a party-planning group called Wolfpack Elite. And considering the offered entertainment of sexy dancing girls and paired sex-set-to-music demos, I would imagine there are more horny men at these things than there are... what did you call them? Oh yes, "female wolves in heat." And while that did smack of sexism, it actually sounded more petulant than anything else. *pats your head* You don't have to be jealous, Freddy. I didn't hump anyone's leg while I was there.

[Sobriquet]

OMG SIS!!!!! GUTS. YOURS. HATE!!!!!! amurai:

I so feel like busting out the mod powers to delete that picture. *runs and hides*

[Oldman]

You haven't been Packed until you've been Wolf Packedexdev:

[DragonBlues]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Sobriquet]

uicide:

[FreddysFingers]

See, I wouldn't go to those parties because I would be too busy going from table to table drinking people's alcohol. Then taking my shirt of and singing generic 80's pop.

[DragonBlues]

So, what you're saying is, you'd be the PERFECT person to bring to one of these parties? Done! Next year, we're taking you with us!!!

[FreddysFingers]

But see, I wouldn't even care about any of the sexy dancing girls or other sexual related gestures, unless somebody pops in a cassette of 'Lets Get Physical' by Olivia Newton John. If that happens, shit is going down that would only embarrass me.

[DragonBlues]

Stop fighting it, Freddy. You're coming and that's final!

[FreddysFingers]

I think I kill more parties than I do better them. :candymann:

[DragonBlues]

Sobie, explain to our young friend how impossible it is to talk me out of something once I've set my mind to it, would you dear.

[FreddysFingers]

*waits for 2 page lecture*

[Sobriquet]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GASP* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Freddy, freddy, freddy. *shakes her head* "Resistance is futile," is not just a pop culture catch phrase. It is one of the fundamental, unbreakable laws of DB reality. She is a bull dog and your balls are her bone. They are in her vise-like jaw now and there is no hope for rescue.

Now that said, I even agree with her this time. You sound like the PERFECT sidekick to bring along. Anyone who can keep pace with me on the 80's references and alcohol scavenging is A-OK in my book. You're coming. In fact, where do you live? I'll be picking you up to go with us THIS year. exdev:

[Oldman]

It's 11:29am and it blows