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Friday The 13thWorld's oldest man marks 113th birthday
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GREAT FALLS, Mont. - The Montana resident considered to be the world's oldest man celebrated his 113th birthday Monday.

The invitation-only celebration at the Rainbow Retirement Community in Great Falls featured Walter Breuning giving a brief talk, blowing out candles, sharing cake and meeting guests, including Gov. Brian Schweitzer.

"Glad to see so many people here. Thank you for coming," he told the attendees.
Breuning also was presented with several awards, including a $10,000 check from Scottish Rite Temple members. Breuning then donated the money to the Childhood Language Disorder Clinic in Great Falls.

During his remarks, Breuning said it was unfair to compare this year's recession with the Great Depression, which he lived through.

"During the '30s there was no jobs, no nothing," he said, adding, "Now they've got more money in circulation than they've ever had in history.

Breuning attributes his long life to eating well and keeping physically and mentally active. He also says he takes one aspirin a day.

Breuning was born on Sept. 21, 1896, in Melrose, Minn., and moved to Montana in 1918. He worked for the railroad for 50 years.

Earlier this month, his former employer, BNSF Railway, presented him with a check for $50,000 to be donated to Shriners Hospital in honor of his service.

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It was always said - The nicer people live longer!
113 years old! DAYUM!


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One of the last survivors of the 1800s! Sad Kind of sucks, hope he lives plenty more years! (The record is like 130-something I believe)
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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Nope thats wrong I know a dude who is 117 right now and is still kickin
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Now, remember: you don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.
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#4
Dude, if I was over 85 I would beg someone to kill me.
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Fuck that, I'm living to 130 and exersizing my sledgehammer arm every week!
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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Mr. Briggs Inc. Wrote:Fuck that, I'm living to 130 and exersizing my sledgehammer arm every week!

Hey, I work in a very upscale rich as hell retirement resort. I see old people all the time, and though they are rich and have everything they want, they are all miserable. Hey briggsy, when I'm 85, you can use those sledgehammer arms on my noggin!
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LokiZee Wrote:Hey, I work in a very upscale rich as hell retirement resort. I see old people all the time, and though they are rich and have everything they want, they are all miserable. Hey briggsy, when I'm 85, you can use those sledgehammer arms on my noggin!
If I can't find some way to pleasure myself at 113 and you haven't found someone to sledgehammer you by that time, I'll be sure to tell you X)
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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#8
I agree Loki, I can't stand life now, I would hate in like 70 years... Laughing-satan
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"The dead know one thing. That it is better to be alive."
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#10
Rosemary's Baby Wrote:"The dead know one thing. That it is better to be alive."
And the old know one thing. Ouch, damn I'm in pain. Can't see. Can't get it up. Wow, that's 3 things!!!!
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#11
Damn kinda like 3 in a half!
Not only can you not get up!, but you can't get it up! Laughing-satan
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#12
jgordon-in biblical times before the flood-god gave man along life-until he sinned and then after shortened it-but it's amazing how a person if he's in good health can live a long life even with the world problems we face
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That is quite true jgordon, man who doesnt sin alot gets more days of life, so the bible says.
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And the assholes can also get more time in order to turn themselves around I imagine Tongue
“The Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audience’s deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... I’d better stop before I give myself nightmares”
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