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mary319What is something about you that might surprise us?
#41
Iagree lol
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#42
Lilith Wrote:You speak in tongues just fine...lol

GIGGITY GOO
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
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#43
gore Wrote:I made one of my Lesbian friends jealous once... Like I said, I can play Bass with my Tongue, and when I'm speaking German or Spanish, I roll the "R"s. Lots of Strength.

I also wrote a song in German called "Bestrafe mich mit Ihr Zunge" which, in English, means "Punish me with your Tongue".

And I invented a sexual act... My name being gore, which, I took from the "Gore Movies" that I collect, which means Blood and Guts, but at the same time gore can also mean what a Rhino does with it's big White Spear lol..... And so I did a "Tongue Gore" which I should trademark because it works pretty well... You basically stick your Tongue out, and tense up the muscles in it just right so that the tip is curving slightly upwards, and the rest is Flat but Tensed so it's a little hard, and then, you shove it in really hard, and the curve hits the G-Spot, and the rest feels like a moist wiener.

I called it Tongue fucking, but I should have just said Tongue Gore since I made that up. It's awesome.... Lol, a Tongue that's been tensed up so that it won't bend, and curved to hit every inch of all the right spots, and it goes in really well.... Basically, you move your head and neck while doing this, not the Tongue, and it's like sex with a Tongue.

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=p(())

And you seriously think you have invented this? ROFL Lesbians have been doing that for years, and im sure the str8 community as well. LOL
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#44
gore Wrote:I made one of my Lesbian friends jealous once... Like I said, I can play Bass with my Tongue, and when I'm speaking German or Spanish, I roll the "R"s. Lots of Strength.

I also wrote a song in German called "Bestrafe mich mit Ihr Zunge" which, in English, means "Punish me with your Tongue".

And I invented a sexual act... My name being gore, which, I took from the "Gore Movies" that I collect, which means Blood and Guts, but at the same time gore can also mean what a Rhino does with it's big White Spear lol..... And so I did a "Tongue Gore" which I should trademark because it works pretty well... You basically stick your Tongue out, and tense up the muscles in it just right so that the tip is curving slightly upwards, and the rest is Flat but Tensed so it's a little hard, and then, you shove it in really hard, and the curve hits the G-Spot, and the rest feels like a moist wiener.

I called it Tongue fucking, but I should have just said Tongue Gore since I made that up. It's awesome.... Lol, a Tongue that's been tensed up so that it won't bend, and curved to hit every inch of all the right spots, and it goes in really well.... Basically, you move your head and neck while doing this, not the Tongue, and it's like sex with a Tongue.

Smile

=p(())

Dude you get any more full of yourself it will explode out yer ass lol. I don't care how well a man can or thinks they can use their tounge its attached to the male body so it don't turn on the lesbians lol and and if it does then they are not true lesbians
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#45
Maxx88 Wrote:GIGGITY GOO
I think we need to get you a towel with all the excitement you been getting lately lol
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#46
lol i don't hate men they just don't do anything for me and you can bathe in all the piss ya want it still woulndt help ya and as far as what i said about men turning someone on wasnt puting words in your mouth that was my words because thats what some men think if they have a tallent that they think people admire them for. was just saying it does nothing for me anyways and weather you or anyone you talked to had heard of that move you think you invented with your tounge doesn't mean it has never been done promise ya that and im not upset or anything or attacking ya just having conversation.
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#47
"The way a man can make a Lesbian turned on and sleep with him? Is easy. And there is nothing you'd be able to do about it because it doesn't matter how much you hate men, the scent of a Pregnant Woman's Pee, WILL release certain brain chemicals in ANY Lesbians head, and turn them on."

WTF? Ok, now i think you are just taking this crap a little to far. Pregnant womens piss? WTF? Are you gonna bring some along and sprinkle it on the lesbian and see how she reacts?
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#48
oh your one of those just gona walk away now you will never get it lol
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#49
Well i dont need a lesson on womens piss, reguardless of what cool little chemicals and tricks it can do. Im not here for that. Have a nice day. Big Grin
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#50
Talk about putting words into someones mouth..i never said you was a pervert. And yes, you have missed quite a bit, because you have blowed this way out of proportion now. And im not wasting any more time on it.
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#51
*shocked*
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#52
Friday The 13th Wrote:*shocked*

Yeah, well someone erased all their comments, so it looks outta wack. But i didnt think anything shocked you Friday! LOL
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#53
yea hmm Gore shouldn't have deleted his comments...
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#54
I forgot about this post.. boy did I miss alot Burp this was all meant to be something fun and something to do, not turn into a place to get cranky... relax, and smile... Big Grin
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
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#55
I don't think anyone should have erased comments, if you had something to say at the time, leave it alone, we all move on after we say shitty things to others Smile
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
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#56
agreed
Out running a killer is like out running a bear, you don't have to run just have a friend that is slower than you!
:jasonnnn::freddysss::zomby::mikeman::candymann:
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#57
well something surprising well was but thanks to Chuckles then all others... Today is my 20th BDAY! Party
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#58
Donuts for everyone Smile
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
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#59
YAY 20 Confusedtar:CookiemonsterCookiemonsterConfusedtar:
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
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#60
Ok since I am already here.... I was eating a bowl of cereal and have eaten quite abit already, and to my dismay, there is a drowned big ant hanging on one of my honeycombs :yuck:RolleyesGunfighter I hate that kind of shit haha
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
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