06-23-2011, 05:45 AM
FreddysFingers Wrote:Your aim?!?!?!?!?!? Aim for what?conf:
The 14-inch strap-on, silly.
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 The 14-inch strap-on, silly. 
06-23-2011, 05:47 AM
Five more????? Do it quickly so that I can claim my reward and hide under the bed.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
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06-23-2011, 05:47 AM
Lmao.
Definitely NOT my style. But I could make an exception if that's what you need, Chris... exdev:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
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06-23-2011, 05:50 AM
All right, Freddy... We'll quick-time it, but only because you're so new at this. DON'T think I'll be this lenient again!
*CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK.... CRACK* Now... dry those tears and... :aol_cunnilingus:
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:51 AM
See, now that I can tolerate.
 exdev:
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 05:54 AM
Me? No, I was just making suggestions. For people who aren't me. *points at Freddy* I'm not quite that kinky. I wouldn't have anywhere to put...all that. Just moan in my ear and throttle my cock and I'm happy.
06-23-2011, 05:55 AM
LOL
I see my work here is done... *takes a bow*
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 05:57 AM
Yeahhh… I don't do strap ons. Especially if they're 14 inches. Shockingly, I'm not a kinky person.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:00 AM
I've never really heard anyone like approve of the strap-on, to be honest. It just kind of shows up and it's all like, "Surprise! I'm going to be stuck in places you didn't even know were on your body."
06-23-2011, 06:01 AM
I honestly don't understand them. If you want a cock, have a cock. If you don't want a cock, WHY would you want a girl with a cock? The mind bogles. Even for us kinky people.
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:02 AM
That's because you don't know any freaks.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:04 AM
Guess not. I'm not sure I'd be able to hang out with someone who asked me to shove a 14-inch strap-on inside them anyway.
06-23-2011, 06:06 AM
That would be quite the conversation starter.
"Hey mister, mind if you shove a 14-inch plastic dick in my ass?"
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:08 AM
Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old...
06-23-2011, 06:09 AM
I think those people already hang out here...
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:09 AM
Creamy Goodness Wrote:Jesus. Am I really old enough to be called, "Mister," ? That makes me feel so old... I got ma'am-ed the other day. I almost cried.
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:10 AM
Well, they won't call you buddy, pal, boy or "you."
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
06-23-2011, 06:12 AM
Ah, see. I have to say ma'am at work. It's like...required. Or something.
06-23-2011, 06:17 AM
You CAN use "Miss" for younger ladies, guys!
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
06-23-2011, 06:19 AM
I use "Miss." My friend uses "ma'am" because he was raised on strict, Southern, Christian morals.
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