Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor

[Friday The 13th]

+————— Bizarre Colonoscopy Humor —————-+

[A physician claims these are actual comments from his
patients made while he was performing colonoscopies.]

1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man
has gone before.”

2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

3. “Can you hear me NOW?”

4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”

5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

6. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”

7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey….”

9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

10. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”

11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

13. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?”

[Rosemary's Baby]

[Friday The 13th]

That is they way to break the ice lol.

[Psycho Stitch]

I'll have to remember those if i ever get a colonoscopy

[Friday The 13th]

Same here!