Friday The 13th's Review For The Halloween II (Remake)

[Friday The 13th]

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I finally watched Halloween II for the VERY first time...
And let me just cut to the chase here!
The movie sucked HUGE fucking BALL Sacks! :khead:
This movie was so HORRIBLE! I laughed my ass off!
When I wasn't laughing I was almost falling asleep with a Massive Head Ache! :reddisgust:
Basically what I'm saying is...
Rob Zombie can take that White Horse and shove it up his GAY asshole!

You may be asking yourself why I hate this movie so much?
Well the first 10-15 minutes were okay...
But then I got to the fucking part where it was all a GODDAMN dream! WTF?...
I was pissed... but I kept watching with an open mind...
Only to hear the word - FUCK every 2 to 3 mins....
That didn't bother me as much as the scenes with Sherri Moon Zombie...
I mean the scenes depicting her as a ghost riding a fucking white horse....
Fucking GAY! I mean what the fuck is this shit!?!
If it wasn't hearing the word fuck, shit, or fuck shit... it was seeing her and her fucking white horse.
Not only that... but every where I turned there were tits...
I mean I do like to see some tits once in a while... but not on a movie like this.
The movie turned out to be more of a comedy/porn/tragedy then an actual Horror Remake!

Basically... Rob Zombie SADLY ruined Horror!
He ruined the Halloween name with this god forsaken piece of shit! Halloween II!

The only good thing about this movie, was -
A. Brad Dourif, or B. Daniel Harris....
And no it wasn't Sherri Moon Zombie...
Fuck that slut, I hope she gets Anal Cancer.

Any way...
Another annoying/funny thing was when in the beginning
when the 2 dudes wreck the SUV,
The SUV, that Michael Myers is riding in...
Anway... They wreck by hitting a COW!
This scene was so fucking funny!!!
Why? Well the editing was HORRIBLE!
There was NO blood splatter on the windshield...
And the cow had fucking sparks flying from it,
not only that but it had a mechanical "Moo" sound.
That WHOLE Scene reminded me of The Power Rangers! All Spark No Blood!

Oh and back to the whole it was a DREAM thing!
Well yea.. During the film I was totally lost...
I didn't know what was a fucking dream,
or what was fucking actually really happening...
And the lighting and camera angles he tried to pull from his ass sucked balls...
And the grunts and sounds Michael made while killing were just hilarious!
Michael actually talked once in this film... How gay...
Oh and I must mention that Michael Myers is now a "Giant"...
Well more like a 7 foot version of "Grizzly Adams"....
Aside from that, they got an even GAYER/Girlier boy to play Lil Mikey... GAY!
Also aside from all of that non sense...
The acting in this movie was TERRIBLE!
The death scenes would have been okay...
If they were believable or If you could see what was actually going on...

Okay lets move on to Dr.Loomis...
In this movie the guy who plays him is horrible at acting...
Not only that but in this movie he has no heart, he is just money hungry!
I think I like the OLD Loomis better... Well I KNOW I like the OLDER Loomis Better!
In fact! I like the Original movie better!
And I also like the way Michael Myers & Loomis looked in the Original better!
And of course how they acted in the original better...
I mean in the original Michael was WAY MORE Believable!
I mean he didn't see ghosts, or try to lift 2 ton vehicles with his bare hands...

To any one who is planning on seeing this... DON'T!
To anyone who actually likes Rob Zombie and this shitty film... Piss on ya!
Because he seriously ruined Horror...
I mean John Carpenters vision was SO MUCH BETTER!

This movie was ridiculous! I mean it was just terrible...
This movie isn't even on my chart...
People can talk shit on the TCM or Friday Remake... but like this?
You must be kidding me...
This movie doesn't even hold a candle to the original....

[mary319]

We went twice to see this.. the 1st time some kids were being obnoxious and miserable so we left and got free passes to come back and actually watch the movie.... when we actually could watch it, we were not too impressed, I too noticed and pointed out to the old man how Michael was grunting lol,high on my nasty meter was him eating the dog's guts etc... the first one was way better than this one. The old man thinks that he might try to make another one and have his sister do the killing etc.. I won't pay to see it if he does.

[Daylight Yet Unseen]

i thought Halloween 2 was ok, but i hated how they made Loomis a money whore and Laurie was a slut.nthe first one was pretty good but this one, not so much.

[Friday The 13th]

i thought Halloween 2 was ok, but i hated how they made Loomis a money whore and Laurie was a slut.nthe first one was pretty good but this one, not so much.

True, fucked up how they made Loomis... :reddisgust:

[HuntingHumans]

I agree. I wouldn't even buy it to complete my collection! That's how terrible it was.

[Bojangles]

http://talkhorror.com/showthread.php?t=1339

That's a link to my review of Halloween II, if anyone cares to read it. I didn't like the movie either. I can't believe that someone could sit down and actually write a script that came out like this. Sadly, my 4 year old nephew could have written a better remake. Nice way to ruin another one, Rob Zombie.

[Friday The 13th]

http://talkhorror.com/showthread.php?t=1339

That's a link to my review of Halloween II, if anyone cares to read it. I didn't like the movie either. I can't believe that someone could sit down and actually write a script that came out like this. Sadly, my 4 year old nephew could have written a better remake. Nice way to ruin another one, Rob Zombie.

lol yea true.

[Bojangles]

I hope he doesn't get his hands on any other remakes.

[Friday The 13th]

I agree