I need Technical Advise On My New Desktop Computer

[Mfish618]

I bought a lightly used monitor...................



Added a phone connection........................

[Mfish618]

A fresh keyboard......................


And a calculator.......................

[Mfish618]

With new cable....................


And an expensive router...........

[Mfish618]

But I can't afford this modem, even though they claim to be the best. [you wouldn't believe how much those guys charge].

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

[Bojangles]

I really like how you went with the black keyboard, that will go very well with most entertainment systems. Props to you, bro.

[LolliePop]

lol - what you going to get for a headset Mr Fish - a cup and a bit of string?

You made me smile today - cheers mate x

[Marklar]

Heres a mobile phone (cell phone) for you Captain

[Mfish618]

The guy from Cox Communications came by and laughed at me. He said something about ''no Data processor''. I went to Walmart but couldn't find that brand name, so I went with a Hamilton Beach. I hope that helps solve my problem.

[Z]

Haha, what a Mental!

[Mfish618]

Huh, still not working. I'm starting to think I was swindled on my desktop components. If you see this guy, don't trust him.

[Sobriquet]

:_dieslaughing__by_b

This is great...

[Z]

I'll give you some Technical Advise ........ Advice is spelt with a C

[Mfish618]

I'll give you some Technical Advise ........ Advice is spelt with a C

Uhh huh, Lord Spell Chex. Go eat some dix.


Also, ''spelt'' isn't really a word. I believe ''spelled'' is what you were aiming at.


SpeltFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to: navigation, search
This article is about the wheat species. For the alternative version of the word "spelled", see Spelling.
Spelt

Scientific classification
Kingdom: Plantae
(unranked): Angiosperms
(unranked): Monocotyledons
(unranked): Commelinids
Order: Poales
Family: Poaceae
Genus: Triticum
Species: T. spelta
Binomial name
Triticum spelta
L.

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Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat. Spelt was an important staple in parts of Europe from the Bronze Age to medieval times; it now survives as a relict crop in Central Europe and northern Spain and has found a new market as a health food. Spelt is sometimes considered a subspecies of the closely related species common wheat (T. aestivum), in which case its botanical name is considered to be Triticum aestivum subsp. spelta.

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2 Early history
3 Later history
4 Nutrition
5 Products
6 Literature references
7 See Also
8 References
8.1 Footnotes
8.2 Notations
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Ok, maybe it is........

[DragonBlues]

Captain... You are one ridiculous human being, my friend... :alcohol:

[Mfish618]

Captain... You are one ridiculous human being, my friend... :alcohol:

I have a keen appreciation for the absurd. Perhaps you should read my most ridiculous [as well as repugnant] short story... The Rickshaw Murders : Hell In A Handcart.
It started out as a joke, but took on a life of it's own [by popular demand].
Creamy Goodness thought it was my finest literary moment.

Our little pal Jin sprouted major wood over it. :Smiley-RubbingHands

[DragonBlues]

Pass it on over, man. I've always loved both the ridiculous and the repugnant.

As a matter of fact, I just finished reading a story called "The Haunted Vagina." exdev:

[Mfish618]

Pass it on over, man. I've always loved both the ridiculous and the repugnant.

As a matter of fact, I just finished reading a story called "The Haunted Vagina." exdev:

That sounds enchanting. If i posted Rickshaw here, I'd likely get banned.
I think all I have is a couple of hard copies. The laptop I composed it on is kaput.

[Sobriquet]

Sounds like you need to start making like a monk and copy that bad boy. Mush, scribe, mush!

[nubbydigit]

But I can't afford this modem, even though they claim to be the best. [you wouldn't believe how much those guys charge].

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

I am so confused!

[DragonBlues]

That sounds enchanting. If i posted Rickshaw here, I'd likely get banned.
I think all I have is a couple of hard copies. The laptop I composed it on is kaput.

So... basically, you offered a story that you are either unable or unwilling to deliver. You know what that makes you...? A frickin' tease!

You're a lousy date, Captain.