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So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post..
then tries to kill the ant themselves.

Example:
Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.


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Ant gets stepped on by me and dies from the weight of my foot.

someone brings the Necronomicon and brings the ant to life.

the ant is eaten by an anteater.

But the anteater didn't actually eat the ant he ate another bug instead.
While walking a way from the turmoil someone fries the ant with a magnifying glass and he dies.

But he was only mostly dead, so after eating part of a chocolate-covered Miracle Pill, he's alive again.
But then is crushed flat by an errant bowling ball.

It only appeared that he was crushed, but in reality he survived!
Well at least we thought he did... He gets up only to get eaten by a Praying Mantis!

Praying Mantis realizes it only likes vegetables and spits the ant out unfortinatly it spits the ant into a puddle of ant killer spray

Ant hits the puddle but his immunity was built up so it didn't kill him, he is hurt but he escapes. The Ant walks a little ways and makes himself comfy on a piece of grass where a Cow eats him.

But he summons up all of his ant strength and LEAPS from the cow's mouth
And into the path of an oncoming car which runs it over.

He runs into the car but some how it misses him by like 1CM.
As he runs off a coal truck blasts a rock towards him!