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So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post..
then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:
Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies
Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.
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Ant gets stepped on by me and dies from the weight of my foot.
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someone brings the Necronomicon and brings the ant to life.
the ant is eaten by an anteater.
[SIZE="5"]Dark fields of pain are running...am I, am I, am I dying?[/SIZE]
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But the anteater didn't actually eat the ant he ate another bug instead.
While walking a way from the turmoil someone fries the ant with a magnifying glass and he dies.
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But he was only mostly dead, so after eating part of a chocolate-covered Miracle Pill, he's alive again.
But then is crushed flat by an errant bowling ball.
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It only appeared that he was crushed, but in reality he survived!
Well at least we thought he did... He gets up only to get eaten by a Praying Mantis!
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Praying Mantis realizes it only likes vegetables and spits the ant out unfortinatly it spits the ant into a puddle of ant killer spray
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Ant hits the puddle but his immunity was built up so it didn't kill him, he is hurt but he escapes. The Ant walks a little ways and makes himself comfy on a piece of grass where a Cow eats him.
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But he summons up all of his ant strength and LEAPS from the cow's mouth
And into the path of an oncoming car which runs it over.
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He runs into the car but some how it misses him by like 1CM.
As he runs off a coal truck blasts a rock towards him!
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