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I would be supremely offended if I were called normal.

I was drunk once and somebody told me that I was acting unusually normal. So I got up and said, "I'm going to go blow a load into your pillow now." I didn't of course, but I proved that I have sudden bursts of weirdness and freakiness that catch people off guard.

Refs, they be loving them some Canucks and some Heat.

FreddysFingers Wrote:I was drunk once and somebody told me that I was acting unusually normal. So I got up and said, "I'm going to go blow a load into your pillow now." I didn't of course, but I proved that I have sudden bursts of weirdness and freakiness that catch people off guard.

It's just a seriously fantastic threat! Lmao!

I don't remember saying it but since it was during a card game that was being taped without me knowing, I heard and saw myself. Even I tend to freak myself out.

Oh, that's even batter!

"I said WHAT?!"

I just don't like being normal. :candymann:

That is rich! You are my new role model. :bowow:

I jerked off in one of your socks one time, Freddy. I'm the guy that will do that.

You sick bastard! I stuffed my foot into that sock and I pulled it out and it was all sticky and gray for some reason. You sicko! You psychopath! You… freak!

I'm just wondering why it was gray...? *checks Bo for signs of disease*

Not sure either. I'm not an expert on Bo cum but I think it may be due to the fact that he keeps tugging on his pinky winky.

Bo, any suggestions? exdev:

Well they do say that a mans brains are in his pants. Its just the last of his gray matter oozing out!

:reddisgust: ok....can we STOP with the grey talk please?

some of us are going to be (ahem) "driving" later exdev: and do not need that color in mind

CarolinePar Wrote::reddisgust: ok....can we STOP with the grey talk please?

some of us are going to be (ahem) "driving" later exdev: and do not need that color in mind

Hahahahaha!!

I love you Caroline. You shattered any and all belief that you are an innocent woman in my mind. :jester:

Childress better hope i dont see his fat ass...

FreddysFingers Wrote:Hahahahaha!!

I love you Caroline. You shattered any and all belief that you are an innocent woman in my mind. :jester:

innocent until nearly 13 years ago
but still too trusting (niave?) in other ways :redface: be gentle with me

You're all insane... grey matter, or no!

And I would never believe in the innocence of anyone who spends time here. Nor their need for gentle handling. LOL. Sorry, Caro.

Hey, I'm innocent! And I hang here! :angelsad2:

CarolinePar Wrote:innocent until nearly 13 years ago
but still too trusting (niave?) in other ways :redface: be gentle with me

Yes! You still seem so naive, not in a bad way either. Perhaps it's because up until recently you starting talking about your "escapades." I remember when you first joined here and I thought you were about 16 or 17.