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Alright Blue, let me know when you want to meet up haha. :hottub:
Let's do it, R.I.P.!

But I gotta warn you... I won't go easy on you... Confusedex014:
Have you not seen anything I've written in the chat? Haha
Hey... I'm not into poop, like the rest of you seem to be... But other than that, I think we're good to go.


Confusedex75:
When I look up into the sky on a crisp summer night and see a mushroom cloud in the sky I'll think, "looks like Dragon and RIP are doing the naughty." Confusedexdev:
Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.
FreddysFingers Wrote:When I look up into the sky on a crisp summer night and see a mushroom cloud in the sky I'll think, "looks like Dragon and RIP are doing the naughty." Confusedexdev:


That's right, Freddy. That explosion will be CATACLYSMIC!!! :20: LOL



R.I.P. Wrote:Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.


Maybe you can just tell that she's not into involving excrement into her love play. I would imagine that would be something you could... sniff out about somebody right away. :zombie:
I don't know what it is, but there just isn't something quite right yet.
R.I.P. Wrote:Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.

Maybe it's the fact that she has a humongous adam's apple or that her bulge is way larger than yours is. That'd throw anyone off.
R.I.P. Wrote:I don't know what it is, but there just isn't something quite right yet.


She must have gotten a whiff of the pant load you waddle around with.
No, there isn't something right about her.
When people tell me that they are shit fetishists, I fall to my knees and laugh. I then casually look up at them and ask, "REALLY?" and then proceed to laugh harder. :reddisgust:
FreddysFingers Wrote:When people tell me that they are shit fetishists, I fall to my knees and laugh. I then casually look up at them and ask, "REALLY?" and then proceed to laugh harder. :reddisgust:



You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time on your knees, Freddy.:censored:
True. It's the best way to punch people in the dick.
Scarecrow Wrote:No, there isn't something right about her.


She isn't real, is she, R.I.P.? Damn-it! You promised to stay on your meds this time!!!!
DragonBlues Wrote:She isn't real, is she, R.I.P.? Damn-it! You promised to stay on your meds this time!!!!

:faint:it is just too early in the morning for this...

I think I'll start drinking coffee
You definitely need to be fully caffeinated to keep up with this crowd, Caro. LOL
I find that even with the aid of caffeine there is no help for it.
Oh yeah, we're totally hopeless; a lost cause. If anything we say seems to go over your head, you'll be really lost in about five minutes. We're fairly cuckoo, really. :wanker:
That's putting it nicely. LOL

We should all be committed. Or at the very least, medicated. :crazyguy:
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