Acting like a pirate in front of Fish
Buggering too vigorously... (sorry)
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]haha!
cooking with cyanide [/COLOR]
disecting you like a lab rat
eating a pound of tainted human flesh
Farting until you shart your innards out.
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]lmfao!
grabbing chuck norris's ass[/COLOR]
lol
Hissing in Chuck Norris's face...until he breaks your's.
Insane Clown Posse Fan thinks he's a Juggalo and makes you drink fago till you choke
I dont know but that sounds bad....
Jester sticks his jangly stick right up your ass and it ruptures your bowels.
lmfao! killer klowns from outerspace come and cocoon you up in the cotton candy
Laser beams strapped to the foreheads of sharks, lasering you right through the labia.
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]hahah love it!
making me watch romantic comedies

uicide:[/COLOR]
Nuclear warheads strapped to your nuts.
ordering shark fin soup and i find out
Pecked to death by pigeons.
Questionable people of dubious sexual orientation choke you to death with the genitals they have had removed.
That might be the best one yet, Lollie. Lmao.
Raped to death by rapacious, razor-toothed rats.
Ewww. Damn thats nasty!
Stripped of your flesh and then dipped in a salt bag.
Tortured to death by PEE WEE HERMAN After he spent the night watching porno