A-Z ways to die

[Raegan]

Acting like a pirate in front of Fish

[LolliePop]

Buggering too vigorously... (sorry)

[Raegan]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]haha!

cooking with cyanide [/COLOR]

[LolliePop]

disecting you like a lab rat

[Raegan]

eating a pound of tainted human flesh

[LolliePop]

Farting until you shart your innards out.

[Raegan]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]lmfao!

grabbing chuck norris's ass[/COLOR]

[LolliePop]

lol

Hissing in Chuck Norris's face...until he breaks your's.

[Raegan]

Insane Clown Posse Fan thinks he's a Juggalo and makes you drink fago till you choke

[LolliePop]

I dont know but that sounds bad....


Jester sticks his jangly stick right up your ass and it ruptures your bowels.

[Raegan]

lmfao! killer klowns from outerspace come and cocoon you up in the cotton candy

[DragonBlues]

Laser beams strapped to the foreheads of sharks, lasering you right through the labia.

[Raegan]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"]hahah love it!

making me watch romantic comedies uicide:[/COLOR]

[DragonBlues]

Nuclear warheads strapped to your nuts.

[Raegan]

ordering shark fin soup and i find out

[DragonBlues]

Pecked to death by pigeons.

[LolliePop]

Questionable people of dubious sexual orientation choke you to death with the genitals they have had removed.

[DragonBlues]

That might be the best one yet, Lollie. Lmao.


Raped to death by rapacious, razor-toothed rats.

[LolliePop]

Ewww. Damn thats nasty!


Stripped of your flesh and then dipped in a salt bag.

[Oldman]

Tortured to death by PEE WEE HERMAN After he spent the night watching porno