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The Dating Formula - Scarecrow - 06-12-2011
Alright Blue, let me know when you want to meet up haha. :hottub:
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-12-2011
Let's do it, R.I.P.!
But I gotta warn you... I won't go easy on you...
ex014:
The Dating Formula - Scarecrow - 06-12-2011
Have you not seen anything I've written in the chat? Haha
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-12-2011
Hey... I'm not into poop, like the rest of you seem to be... But other than that, I think we're good to go.
ex75:
The Dating Formula - FreddysFingers - 06-12-2011
When I look up into the sky on a crisp summer night and see a mushroom cloud in the sky I'll think, "looks like Dragon and RIP are doing the naughty."
exdev:
The Dating Formula - Scarecrow - 06-12-2011
Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-12-2011
FreddysFingers Wrote:When I look up into the sky on a crisp summer night and see a mushroom cloud in the sky I'll think, "looks like Dragon and RIP are doing the naughty."
That's right, Freddy. That explosion will be CATACLYSMIC!!! :20: LOL
R.I.P. Wrote:Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.
Maybe you can just tell that she's not into involving excrement into her love play. I would imagine that would be something you could... sniff out about somebody right away. :zombie:
The Dating Formula - Scarecrow - 06-12-2011
I don't know what it is, but there just isn't something quite right yet.
The Dating Formula - Creamy Goodness - 06-12-2011
R.I.P. Wrote:Not only are we doing the naughty, but poop and piss will be involved as well. Also, the third date went pretty well. We finally kissed and it was nice. I like her a lot, but there is something not just right about it yet. I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's the fact that she has a humongous adam's apple or that her bulge is way larger than yours is. That'd throw anyone off.
The Dating Formula - Mfish618 - 06-12-2011
R.I.P. Wrote:I don't know what it is, but there just isn't something quite right yet.
She must have gotten a whiff of the pant load you waddle around with.
The Dating Formula - Scarecrow - 06-12-2011
No, there isn't something right about her.
The Dating Formula - FreddysFingers - 06-12-2011
When people tell me that they are shit fetishists, I fall to my knees and laugh. I then casually look up at them and ask, "REALLY?" and then proceed to laugh harder. :reddisgust:
The Dating Formula - Mfish618 - 06-12-2011
FreddysFingers Wrote:When people tell me that they are shit fetishists, I fall to my knees and laugh. I then casually look up at them and ask, "REALLY?" and then proceed to laugh harder. :reddisgust:
You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time on your knees, Freddy.:censored:
The Dating Formula - FreddysFingers - 06-13-2011
True. It's the best way to punch people in the dick.
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-13-2011
Scarecrow Wrote:No, there isn't something right about her.
She isn't real, is she, R.I.P.? Damn-it! You promised to stay on your meds this time!!!!
The Dating Formula - CarolinePar - 06-13-2011
DragonBlues Wrote:She isn't real, is she, R.I.P.? Damn-it! You promised to stay on your meds this time!!!!
:faint:it is just too early in the morning for this...
I think I'll start drinking coffee
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-13-2011
You definitely need to be fully caffeinated to keep up with this crowd, Caro. LOL
The Dating Formula - Sobriquet - 06-13-2011
I find that even with the aid of caffeine there is no help for it.
The Dating Formula - Creamy Goodness - 06-13-2011
Oh yeah, we're totally hopeless; a lost cause. If anything we say seems to go over your head, you'll be really lost in about five minutes. We're fairly cuckoo, really. :wanker:
The Dating Formula - DragonBlues - 06-13-2011
That's putting it nicely. LOL
We should all be committed. Or at the very least, medicated. :crazyguy: