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this isnt FAIR!!!! - Bojangles - 05-29-2011

Freddy, you are doing it wrong. There should ALWAYS be sex involved.


this isnt FAIR!!!! - FreddysFingers - 05-30-2011

It never escalated to that point because we were too drunk off cherry wine and we were forced into a port-a-poty. Not really the most… astute of places. It ended in vomit, passing out on a bench till 6am and a broken video camera.



But perhaps I've said too much.


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 05-30-2011

Laughing-satanLaughing-satanLaughing-satan

I'm with Bo! There should always be sex involved! Unless, of course, there is vomit and a port-a-potty involved! Laughing-satan

Which is too bad, 'cause the cherry wine and broken video camera had real potential!

I say you try your hand at erotica, Freddy, and retell the story as it should have gone...


Confusedharepopcorn: Go ahead. I'm ready...


this isnt FAIR!!!! - Bojangles - 05-30-2011

Try harder next time, Freddy.


P.S. Cherry wine.... Really? :reddisgust:


this isnt FAIR!!!! - FreddysFingers - 05-30-2011

When your invited to an all hipster party, all they'll bring is cherry wine, PBR, Miller Lite and maybe (if you're lucky) a bottle of Canadian Standard. I had to go because it was one of my friend's birthdays.


this isnt FAIR!!!! - CarolinePar - 05-30-2011

just curious Bo - if there is a party and we KNOW you'll be there - what should we stock up on for your drinking pleasure?

root beer floats?

:reddisgust:the last time I had cherry wine it was like cough syrup *yuck*


this isnt FAIR!!!! - Daylight Yet Unseen - 05-31-2011

heartbreak baby </3


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 05-31-2011

Never had cherry wine, but you make it sound pretty gross, Caro. [Image: 2.gif]

But let's go back to the part where Freddy admits to being friends with hipsters... Laughing-satan Wink


this isnt FAIR!!!! - Daylight Yet Unseen - 05-31-2011

whats a hipster?


this isnt FAIR!!!! - FreddysFingers - 05-31-2011

DragonBlues Wrote:Never had cherry wine, but you make it sound pretty gross, Caro. [Image: 2.gif]

But let's go back to the part where Freddy admits to being friends with hipsters... Laughing-satan Wink

Apparently if your friends with one, you're friends with all of them… or so I found out. My friend claims he's not a hipsters but my god he dresses and acts like one. I don't like most hipsters although some, shockingly, are pretty cool. I use the word 'some' heavily. :booboo:


this isnt FAIR!!!! - FreddysFingers - 05-31-2011

Daylight Yet Unseen Wrote:whats a hipster?

A hippie but worse.

[Image: hipster-2.jpg]


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 05-31-2011

Laughing-satanLaughing-satanLaughing-satan Hipsters NEVER admit to being hipsters! Denial is actually one of the symptoms of the disease!

And the ones that you think are cool, aren't really hipsters. More than likely, they're old school geeks who have been into the same shit since they were kids, and now the bloody hipsters have come along and decided that the stuff those geeks are into is cool (or in hipster "I'm so ironic" speak: uncool) and stolen it for their own. The poor geeks are left oblivious with nothing to say but, "Hey. I really like your android evolution t-shirt!" To which the hipster answers, "Tch... I'm being ironic."

They're an epidemic in LA. Laughing-satan

Personally, I think it's merely the precursor to the coming zombie apocalypse. :zomby:


this isnt FAIR!!!! - FreddysFingers - 05-31-2011

Funny because I was a geek/nerd back in high school and Junior high. I don't carry much of the attire over now but apparently wearing thick black rimmed glasses are cool and hipsters wear them even though they don't have any eye problem, unlike me where I do have a seeing problem. I went from getting picked on and ridiculed for having thick glasses in elementary school to being "cool" to point of falsifying a stigma in order to wear glasses that I hung my head in shame. That same went for pocket protectors, fedoras and long trench coats. :reddisgust::reddisgust:


this isnt FAIR!!!! - CarolinePar - 05-31-2011

DragonBlues Wrote:Never had cherry wine, but you make it sound pretty gross, Caro. [Image: 2.gif]

sorry DB - maybe I just haven't had good cherry wine

-- is there such a thing?

:peace:I'm willing to give it another shot (pardon the expression) if someone can suggest a good one to try?


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 06-01-2011

FreddysFingers Wrote:Funny because I was a geek/nerd back in high school and Junior high. I don't carry much of the attire over now but apparently wearing thick black rimmed glasses are cool and hipsters wear them even though they don't have any eye problem, unlike me where I do have a seeing problem. I went from getting picked on and ridiculed for having thick glasses in elementary school to being "cool" to point of falsifying a stigma in order to wear glasses that I hung my head in shame. That same went for pocket protectors, fedoras and long trench coats. :reddisgust::reddisgust:

Laughing-satan

I totally feel your pain, Freddy. Stuck with these glasses through all the most awkward stages of my life, and now that they're popular, I'm even more horrified by them. I'm going to have to bight the bullet and get contacts just so I can go back to being uncool. Wink I still have a bunch of my best geek-gear from when I was a kid and teenager—my family thinks I have major horder potential—but most of my stuff is so geeky even the hipsters haven't picked up on it yet. Big Grin

They haven't stolen the trench coats, too, have they? That would break my heart! I don't think I could take it!!! :eek:

Dirty bastards... :reddisgust:



Quote:sorry DB - maybe I just haven't had good cherry wine

No worries, Caro. Just the thought of drinking something that tastes like cough syrup for fun makes me want to puke. LOL. So, it was more commiserating with you than anything else. Big Grin


this isnt FAIR!!!! - CarolinePar - 06-01-2011

DragonBlues Wrote:No worries, Caro. Just the thought of drinking something that tastes like cough syrup for fun makes me want to puke. LOL. So, it was more commiserating with you than anything else. Big Grin

:bowow:you've made me use the dictionary twice today!

and for those who would like to know (as I did) commiserating means

sympathize with somebody - to express sympathy or sorrow

Workoh well back to editing...


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 06-01-2011

CarolinePar Wrote::bowow:you've made me use the dictionary twice today!

and for those who would like to know (as I did) commiserating means

sympathize with somebody - to express sympathy or sorrow

Workoh well back to editing...


Lmao! Twice?! What other goofy word did I use?!

See... I don't even use words that normal people use! LOL :khead:


this isnt FAIR!!!! - Sobriquet - 06-02-2011

I use those words... are you saying I'm not normal?! Fucking A! There goes all of my dastardly nefarious plotting to blend in and slowly take over the world!


this isnt FAIR!!!! - CarolinePar - 06-02-2011

I'm not normal Confusedexdev: far from from it Laughing-satan
but I'd like to think I'm in ONE PLACE that is still glad to have me

(insert theame to Cheers here)you wannna go where everybody knows your name Cpu


this isnt FAIR!!!! - DragonBlues - 06-02-2011

Laughing-satan

We all come here to revel in our weirdness!!

Party