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Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - CarolinePar - 03-02-2011
what if Dr Seuss wrote children's book with a more sinister twist?
what would you call it and put in *spoiler text* the actual name of the book
I'll start
The Leeches
[BLINK](The Sneetches)[/BLINK]
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-02-2011
Green Eggs and Flesh
(Green Eggs and Ham) - Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be.
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - KaptariMind - 03-02-2011
First, I need to share this:
![[Image: what_the_fuck.jpg]](http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/DragonBlues/what_the_fuck.jpg)
Second, this is no fuckin' lie:
Quote:Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be.
And third:
Oh, The Deads You Can Die
(Oh, The Thunks You Can Think)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - CarolinePar - 03-03-2011
Niiiiiiiiiiiice
besides there was a "darker side" of Seuss -
did anyone read Thidwick(?) the Big Hearted Moose?
check the last page!
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - KaptariMind - 03-03-2011
I'll have to check it out!
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-03-2011
Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL
Caroline: I'm sure there was a dark side to Seuss and I believe somebody told me this once but I might have to check out that text.
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - DragonBlues - 03-03-2011
Oh, The People You'll Kill!
(Oh, The Places You'll Go!)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - KaptariMind - 03-03-2011
Quote:Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL
Ya welcome.
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-06-2011
There's a Hatchet in my Pocket
(There's a Wocket in my Pocket)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-06-2011
![[Image: celebrity-pictures-dr-seuss-books-remember.jpg]](http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/celebrity-pictures-dr-seuss-books-remember.jpg)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - Dr. Briggs - 03-06-2011
![[Image: honorable-fifth-column.jpg]](http://bonbonhistory.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/honorable-fifth-column.jpg)
CHILLING, though pretty much turned out untrue ._.
![[Image: 20320cs.jpg]](http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/pm/1942/20320cs.jpg)
GIANT HITLER
![[Image: DrSeuss.Appeaser.gif]](http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/375883/6042936/_EWVgQCn5LlA/R_o7MN1pGYI/AAAAAAAADqY/95TEnNolplM/s400/DrSeuss.Appeaser.gif)
NAZI PLESIASAURUSES!
![[Image: 51AGYYGG49L._SS400_.jpg]](http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/375883/6042936/_EWVgQCn5LlA/R_o9Fd1pGcI/AAAAAAAADq4/jxKvxtqsaQc/s400/51AGYYGG49L._SS400_.jpg)
And yeah...
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - CarolinePar - 03-06-2011
Freddy - thanks for the Twilight/Seuss image
Briggs - you continuously amaze me!
Having fun in New Orleans, missing the gang at TH - anyone want a postcard? Send me your addy in my PM!
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-06-2011
Those political cartoons make me love him even more.
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - mary319 - 03-06-2011
Horton hacks a who..
mash:(Horton hears a who)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - DragonBlues - 03-07-2011
Those pics are all awesome!
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-07-2011
The Gore Axe
(The Lorax)
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - DragonBlues - 03-07-2011
In A People House
....
Yeah. I didn't have to change that title at all. It's gross enough.
Seuss-isms:
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
"Being crazy isn't enough."
...Maybe not. But it sure is a good start...
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-07-2011
Dr. Seuss was born in Weirdsville. It's a shame I wasn't.
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - DragonBlues - 03-07-2011
So you're an immigrant?
Dr Seuss -THE HORROR - FreddysFingers - 03-08-2011
Yes. :reddisgust: