 Dr Seuss -THE HORROR
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03-02-2011, 06:41 PM
what if Dr Seuss wrote children's book with a more sinister twist?
what would you call it and put in *spoiler text* the actual name of the book I'll start The Leeches [BLINK](The Sneetches)[/BLINK] 
03-02-2011, 11:29 PM
Green Eggs and Flesh
(Green Eggs and Ham) - Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
03-02-2011, 11:48 PM
First, I need to share this:
![[Image: what_the_fuck.jpg]](http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/DragonBlues/what_the_fuck.jpg) Second, this is no fuckin' lie: Quote:Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be. And third: Oh, The Deads You Can Die (Oh, The Thunks You Can Think)
[SIZE="3"]Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? [/SIZE]
03-03-2011, 12:42 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiiice
besides there was a "darker side" of Seuss - did anyone read Thidwick(?) the Big Hearted Moose? check the last page!
03-03-2011, 03:26 AM
 I'll have to check it out!
[SIZE="3"]Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? [/SIZE]
03-03-2011, 05:32 AM
Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL
Caroline: I'm sure there was a dark side to Seuss and I believe somebody told me this once but I might have to check out that text.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
03-03-2011, 07:57 AM
Oh, The People You'll Kill! (Oh, The Places You'll Go!)
03-03-2011, 07:12 PM
Quote:Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL Ya welcome.
[SIZE="3"]Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? [/SIZE]
03-06-2011, 07:59 AM
There's a Hatchet in my Pocket
(There's a Wocket in my Pocket)
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
03-06-2011, 08:00 AM
![[Image: celebrity-pictures-dr-seuss-books-remember.jpg]](http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/celebrity-pictures-dr-seuss-books-remember.jpg)
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
03-06-2011, 03:39 PM
![[Image: honorable-fifth-column.jpg]](http://bonbonhistory.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/honorable-fifth-column.jpg) CHILLING, though pretty much turned out untrue ._. ![[Image: 20320cs.jpg]](http://orpheus.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/pm/1942/20320cs.jpg) GIANT HITLER ![[Image: DrSeuss.Appeaser.gif]](http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/375883/6042936/_EWVgQCn5LlA/R_o7MN1pGYI/AAAAAAAADqY/95TEnNolplM/s400/DrSeuss.Appeaser.gif) NAZI PLESIASAURUSES! ![[Image: 51AGYYGG49L._SS400_.jpg]](http://s3.media.squarespace.com/production/375883/6042936/_EWVgQCn5LlA/R_o9Fd1pGcI/AAAAAAAADq4/jxKvxtqsaQc/s400/51AGYYGG49L._SS400_.jpg) And yeah...
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
03-06-2011, 05:42 PM
Freddy - thanks for the Twilight/Seuss image
Briggs - you continuously amaze me! Having fun in New Orleans, missing the gang at TH - anyone want a postcard? Send me your addy in my PM!
03-06-2011, 08:00 PM
Those political cartoons make me love him even more.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror 
Horton hacks a who..
 mash:(Horton hears a who)
Everyone is normal until you get to know them.....
03-07-2011, 01:15 AM
Those pics are all awesome!
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
![[Image: myspace_scary_icons_05.gif]](http://www.easyfreeavatars.com/avatars/scary/myspace_scary_icons_05.gif){kind=icon} Kaptara!
03-07-2011, 04:16 AM
The Gore Axe
(The Lorax)
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
03-07-2011, 05:54 AM
In A People House
.... Yeah. I didn't have to change that title at all. It's gross enough. Seuss-isms: "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." "We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." "Being crazy isn't enough." ...Maybe not. But it sure is a good start...
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
03-07-2011, 07:54 PM
Dr. Seuss was born in Weirdsville. It's a shame I wasn't.
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror
03-07-2011, 10:35 PM
So you're an immigrant?
[SIZE="3"]"I hunger for her love... I desire to see her suffer for eternity." ~ Radu Vladislas [/SIZE]
Kaptara!
03-08-2011, 05:56 AM
Yes. :reddisgust:
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
- Chris Carter Please check out my blog: The Paradise of Horror |
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