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I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Mfish618 - 06-19-2011
{QUOTE}.............................
Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.
To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.
I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].
GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - nubbydigit - 06-19-2011
Why are you so obsessed with Jin? He's moved on and is doing well with the sites he's part of.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Mfish618 - 06-19-2011
nubbydigit Wrote:Why are you so obsessed with Jin? He's moved on and is doing well with the sites he's part of.
I'm not obsessed with anyone. My only interest is entertaining myself with retarded posts and jackassey comments. I really don't give a shit about whom ever you're refering to....but that's just swell he's doing well and is part of a site.
ifone:
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - nubbydigit - 06-19-2011
Mfish618 Wrote:I'm not obsessed with anyone. My only interest is entertaining myself with retarded posts and jackassey comments. I really don't give a shit about whom ever you're refering to....but that's just swell he's doing well and is part of a site.
Ok Mr. Fish
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - FreddysFingers - 06-19-2011
… da fuck?
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - meezookeewee - 06-19-2011
FreddysFingers Wrote:⦠da fuck?
That's Fish for ya. Don't mind him, he regularly forgets to take his medication.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Marklar - 06-19-2011
FreddysFingers Wrote:⦠da fuck?We only let The Captain out when there is an J in the month..
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Dr. Briggs - 06-19-2011
I believe it's an inside joke, like if I said Loki went to another message board and revealed himself as the trickster god of Asgard just to express his fury against us
...oh wait, Freddy didn't know Loki either, did he? Umm... >.>
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - FreddysFingers - 06-19-2011
I've heard of Loki but I don't think I ever conversed with him.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Bojangles - 06-19-2011
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking rule.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - slasherbuddy73 - 06-20-2011
Mfish618 Wrote:{QUOTE}.............................
Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.
To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.
I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].
GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn whoever posted this seems like he's a pretty cool dude I find myself doing the same stuff sometimes
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Creamy Goodness - 06-20-2011
Sigh.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Mfish618 - 06-20-2011
slasherbuddy73 Wrote:Damn whoever posted this seems like he's a pretty cool dude I find myself doing the same stuff sometimes
Oh yeah, he's way cool.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Raegan - 06-21-2011
lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooo! i knew Jin was forging ma's ss checks!
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Raegan - 06-21-2011
PS well done Fish :pirate:
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Mfish618 - 06-21-2011
Raegan Wrote:PS well done Fish :pirate:
HA HA HA. Really I don't know where it came from.....I just rolled with it.
:aola:
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - DragonBlues - 06-21-2011
Mike... We are disappoint.
![[Image: photo-7.png]](http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/DragonBlues/photo-7.png)
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Creamy Goodness - 06-21-2011
DragonBlues Wrote:Mike... We are disappoint.
What a fantastic image.
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - DragonBlues - 06-21-2011
Thanks!
*takes a bow*
I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board - Bojangles - 06-22-2011
That image is win.