{QUOTE}.............................
Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.
To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.
I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].
GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.
To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.
I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].
GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
![[-]](http://talkhorror.com/boards/themes/dim/collapse.png)
ifone:
![[Image: gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif]](http://www.talkhorror.com/signaturepics/gingersnaps_signature_bojan.gif)
![[Image: photo-7.png]](http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g227/DragonBlues/photo-7.png)
![[Image: myspace_scary_icons_05.gif]](http://www.easyfreeavatars.com/avatars/scary/myspace_scary_icons_05.gif){kind=icon}