Fab 5 monsters get some "action" ;)? Maybe???

[CarolinePar]

The following rant was taken from another website when its author was *upset* about the depiction of *sexy* vampires and werewolves...

"I think that in about 5 years they'll make a movie about sexy zombies or sexy mummys... hell maybe even a sexy frankenstein. It's a mocery to all original horrer characters i tell you. Thanks for reading and tell me what you think about the -shutter- movie... Thanks :3"

You know it WOULD BE FUNNY (sarcasm me) if a vampire, wolf man "teamed" up with a zombie, mummy and a Frankenstein’s monster -- all got together looking for dates!

Think about it - the original bad boys looking for relationships? Can anyone else think how messed up/Three Stooges kind of "funny" this might turn out???

Okay maybe it'd be more primal

Spoiler

-- maybe they'd want to get laid? --

but this situation could and would a spin on the date movie that a horror fan would WANT to see?

[FreddysFingers]

Fido got pretty close to having a sexy zombie. Mr. Theopolis.

[CarolinePar]

Fido got pretty close to having a sexy zombie. Mr. Theopolis.

when was this?

must've missed that one...

[FreddysFingers]

Back in 2007 or maybe sooner. It's a great flick and Mr. Theopolis is pretty funny.

[Bojangles]

Fido is alright. Also, it's on Netflix instant queue.

[Dr. Briggs]

It's not the issue of being "sexy" (well, it sort of is), it's the issue of over-romanticizing and melodrama. I could imagine some creepily romantic stories stemming from legends of mummies (once saw a pseudo porno concerning a resurrected Egyptian queen), zombies (White Zombi, Re-Animator series, or of course, Return of the Living Dead 3), or Frankenstein-monsters (the potential is deep and wide, falling in love when your lover is the amalgamation of other once-living-and-loving beings)

Too many horror romances tone down the danger and tone up te cliche mysticism - ahh yes, vampires are so "majestic" and werewolves are so "noble"; that kind of thing should be an AFTERTHOUGHT after the mortal in the romance bypasses some fear, threat, or even disgust

[CarolinePar]

that was kind of the idea...getting past all the fantasy and yet choosing to stay despite the reality

[BLINK]exdev:in other words what love really needs to be about [/BLINK]

or is that too sugar-sweet for this forum?