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[COLOR="Cyan"]I thought it would be cool to see what poems people can come up with from horror movies, books, whatever. I know everyone knows this one...
1 2 Freddy's coming for you.
3 4 better lock your door
5 6 get a crucifix
7 8 better stay awake
9 10 never sleep again
But, here's another from The Haunting in Connecticut:
The famous speaker who no one had heard of said:
Ladies and jellyspoons, hobos and tramps,
cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
there's a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
wear your best clothes if you haven't any.
Please come if you can't; if you can, stay at home.
Admission is free, pay at the door;
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference where you sit,
the man in the gallery's sure to spit.
The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know.
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
(The blind man went to see fair play;
the mute man went to shout "hooray!")
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and killed the two dead boys.
A paralysed donkey passing by
kicked the blind man in the eye;
knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too,
through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
And the man with no legs walked away.
I italized the part actually used in the movie. I thought that was so neat.
Now...What can you come up with? [/COLOR]
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This is a fairly well-known one (You should know where it's from  ):
Stay away from Pumpkinhead
Unless you're tired of living
His enemies are mostly dead
He's mean and unforgiving
Locked doors and windows barred
Guard dogs prowling in your yard
Won't protect you in your bed
Nothing will from Pumpkinhead
There are extra verses but this is what was used in the film.
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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By Mark A Mihalko
:zombie:[SIZE="5"]ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE[/SIZE]:zombie:
Creatures of the night surround us
Romero laughs
His diabolic vision of despair
Of humor and laughter
A misleading masterpiece for those willing to understand the genius
Strangers unite
Fighting a plague of humanity before they fall prey
Victims, not innocent, but unforgiven of their sins
Their cannibalistic nature striking fear in us all
Not because of the sheer terror
Or their horrific deeds
But, for the primal nature lurking at our core
The taste of flesh as sweet as the fruit on the vine
The lure, the only difference
Or is it?
Instead of a snake in the garden
We are persuaded by desire
Carnal temptations leading us to flesh
At the heart, the snake and the pleasures are equal
These forbidden dreams considered taboo
So misunderstood, that the thought alone often spawns remorse
A lingering guilt that creates hatred
And yes, these monsters for us to cheer
The screens are full of surrealistic views of reality
Where the creatures indulge in the carnal feasts we covet
Where flesh and blood replace the love and hate we hold on a pedestal
In many ways, we are all alike
Zombies searching for companionship instead of brains
Embracing the taste of our lovers skin during passion
For us, our time is here, the day of reckoning is now
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun
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Yo those are pretty awesome guys! you gotta love Horror! :bowow:
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not from a horror film but a childhhod favorite
oh rily is dead and oh really don't know it
oh really is dead and oh rily don't know it
both of these men
lying in bed
and neither of them cares
the other is dead
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CarolinePar Wrote:not from a horror film but a childhhod favorite
oh rily is dead and oh really don't know it
oh really is dead and oh rily don't know it
both of these men
lying in bed
and neither of them cares
the other is dead
I remember that one!
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Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
and for those who need to learn more words...
Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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CarolinePar Wrote:Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet.
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
and for those who need to learn more words...
Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Kid & I sing this all the time. Love it!
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Kid is your kid? or a nickname for someone?
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and because you asked so nicely - my own work...
Little clump of something in the middle of the road,
were you armadillo or was you a toad?
Does it matter...
something bigger?
Only too slow to outrun an eighteeen wheeled rigger.
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I like that one, CarolinePar.
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CarolinePar Wrote:and because you asked so nicely - my own work...
Little clump of something in the middle of the road,
were you armadillo or was you a toad?
Does it matter...
something bigger?
Only too slow to outrun an eighteeen wheeled rigger.
lmfao!!!!! hahah omg! niiiiice!
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