09-09-2010, 11:08 PM
If the new girl at school says her name is "Lillith," get your parents to transfer you.
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09-09-2010, 11:08 PM
If the new girl at school says her name is "Lillith," get your parents to transfer you.
09-10-2010, 12:08 AM
Never defrost frozen serial killers wearing a hockey mask with a machete in hand.
09-10-2010, 01:46 AM
mrblue Wrote:Never defrost frozen serial killers wearing a hockey mask with a machete in hand.Matter of fact, never defrost anything
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
09-10-2010, 03:10 AM
When your friends decide they want to play a game where your classmates are the sheep and you guys are the wolves, tell them you'll stick to Mc Donald's Monopoly.
09-10-2010, 04:10 AM
Don't take down your Halloween decorations early.
09-10-2010, 04:18 AM
Don't even think about stealing the nazi/leprechauns treasure...not even one coin!
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-10-2010, 04:21 AM
If fido dies, just throw him in the trash. Do not bury him in a pet cemetary that was built over an ancient indian burial ground.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-10-2010, 05:56 AM
don't spend Valentines Day in the mines.
09-10-2010, 10:13 AM
If you get a chain letter, by all means - keep the chain going.
09-10-2010, 06:28 PM
Treat your car with love and respect so it doesn't kill you.
09-10-2010, 08:26 PM
If you and your friends decide to create a fake serial killer as a hoax, just know that a real one will surface and kill all of you. So please plan ahead. Thanks.
09-11-2010, 01:36 AM
When a stranger asks you to wish for something, just walk away.
09-14-2010, 08:19 AM
Guys, don't EVER pressure a girl into sex. There's Teeth in the cookie.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Don't betray an invisible person.
11-02-2010, 04:35 AM
Don't take a baby sitting job on a full lunar eclipse.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
11-03-2010, 01:55 PM
Never read *anything* whose author was reputed to be mad.
The Jaundiced Eye
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