Things I learned from horror movies
01-30-2010, 05:16 AM
feel free to add on!!!
1. Stay away from Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, hospitals of any kind, cemeteries, creepy old houses.
2. Don't take shortcuts.
3. Don't dream and drive.
4. Coffee is your friend.
5. 100% of the time, that ain't no hallucination.
6. If you manage to get your hand on the weapon, don't go for the leg, arm, or chest. Go for the head!!
7. No, you're not hearing things.
8. Don't read anything from any book.
9. The car won't start. It's better to beat feet.
10. Run. Fast.
1. Stay away from Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Haddonfield, hospitals of any kind, cemeteries, creepy old houses.
2. Don't take shortcuts.
3. Don't dream and drive.
4. Coffee is your friend.
5. 100% of the time, that ain't no hallucination.
6. If you manage to get your hand on the weapon, don't go for the leg, arm, or chest. Go for the head!!
7. No, you're not hearing things.
8. Don't read anything from any book.
9. The car won't start. It's better to beat feet.
10. Run. Fast.
[SIZE="5"]Dark fields of pain are running...am I, am I, am I dying?[/SIZE]
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