Things I learned from horror movies

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Don't wander away from the group to have sex. And don't wander away from the group to have sex on the grave/in the house of the person you just heard the ghost story about.

Don't buy the "Cursed" object in the antique store

Don't buy anything from creepy old women or deranged old men in back alleys, regardless of how cheap it is and how bad you want it.