Rob Zombie pondering Devil rejects 2?

[Bojangles]

I would rather see a sequel to Devil's Rejects than a white-trash remake of The Blob. The Blob is closer to me than the Halloween movies ever came.

Here, I'm going to try and give you an example of what The Blob would be like if Rob Zombie writes it:

Randy: What the fuck is that thing? Looks like a goddamn pile of dog shit. Hank, get my goddamn pump and some buck shot we're gonna show this mutterfucker! You don't come fuckin' around in my back yard, boy!

Hank: I don't know air, Randy. I tell you what it looks like this sumbitch could suck the chrome off a bumper. Let's try to fuck it!

Randy: Woo-weee let's try to fuck'er, Hank!

*Randy and Hank die trying to fuck the blob*