Rob Zombie pondering Devil rejects 2?
05-26-2010, 12:16 AM
Bojangles Wrote:Here, I'm going to try and give you an example of what The Blob would be like if Rob Zombie writes it:
Randy: What the fuck is that thing? Looks like a goddamn pile of dog shit. Hank, get my goddamn pump and some buck shot we're gonna show this mutterfucker! You don't come fuckin' around in my back yard, boy!
Hank: I don't know air, Randy. I tell you what it looks like this sumbitch could suck the chrome off a bumper. Let's try to fuck it!
Randy: Woo-weee let's try to fuck'er, Hank!
*Randy and Hank die trying to fuck the blob*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
It's funny because it's true and he'll probably make The Blob be some kind of mutant homemade jam or jelly that some hillbilly wife-beater made in his trailer.
Otis: Goddamn it Rubella this fucking jelly is tryin to eat ma hand. Make yourself useful and get it the fuck off my fucking hand!!
Rubella: Get it off yourself ya fucking retard!
Otis: I will come into that kitchen and I will fuck your face in!!!
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance. And understanding what scares us most is that which is most familiar, most common place"
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- Chris Carter
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