Scream 4 Teaser Poster!

[Dr. Briggs]

"New decade new rules"?

Riley: "Oh my gawd dudes, this is just like a horror movie"

Seth: "Ohmahgawd that's so badass there's a guy going around that's killing people!"

Riley: "Hey you remember that stupid movie 'Stab' where there were those rules for surviving a scary movie?"

Seth: "Yeah that movie was so totally funny! They sould totally remake it!"

Riley: "I think we should totally make our own rules, like, for newer and better horor movies. First of all, Selena, you are an athletic, tomboyish girl who believes in moderate social values, so you have absolutely nothing to worry about, once the killer kills us all he'll just kidnap you and tie you up with easily escapable knots, leaving you the perfect opportunity to defeat him in an utterly BADASS way!"

Seth: "What about the rest of us?"

Riley: "We're all gonna die no matter what we do or how we act"

Seth: "Yeah you're right, 'cuz the killer is just that badass!"

Riley: "Rule #2: make CERTAIN you know who the killer is before killing him, or else it'll all be a setup to frame an innocent; if they tell you they didn't do it, then they didn't do it, and after you kill the one you are CERTAIN that is the killer, dismember them with a long instrument, or else they will show you that they are still alive and come back for you!"

Selena (seriously): "What else?"

Riley: "Those are the only important ones, I'm bored, when the fuck's the killer coming?"

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Other than that, not that most impressive teaser :/