Get a load of this bullshit

[Dr. Briggs]

Couldn't decided whether to put this here or NHB.

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6spdi/id20.html - lowest common denominator personified. Opinion of the masses x10, because usually those in the masses like at least 1 movie the rest of masses seem to hate. This chick is a walking compilation of regurgitated points reviewing what are "movies that I, as the common viewing public do not like" (many of which are "passable" to "awesome" horror).

Here are those she likes, but doesn't exactly take seriously. - http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6spdi/id11.html

Here are the horror films she actually likes; got some winners there, but the majority are pretty much ones you'd expect (with exceptions such as Candyman; thought that'd be one she would find "ridiculous" and "boring"). Pleasantly surprised she's in the camp that takes Evil Dead seriously, one bad mark taken off. Puts Freddy vs. Jason on the "good" list when the original Friday the 13th is put on the "worst" list (bad mark put back on). Actually keeps a movie she finds "objectionable" (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer) on the good list, so one bad mark taken off. Also praises Inside for the right reasons, which surprised me. - http://mysite.verizon.net/vze6spdi/id12.html

Still, when you take that good stuff and put it up against bashing Child's Play, Friday the 13th, American Psycho, hellraiser 3-8, Saw, Waxwork, Se7en, The Ring, Return of the Living Dead III, The Others, Maximum Overdrive, Halloween III, The Fog, Exorcist III, Cujo, The Blair Witch Project, and Audition for the most airheaded reasons imaginable (and bunches and bunches more, for reasons of varying quality), it makes for a crap track record in my opinion.