I Found This Posted On A Dying Message Board

[Friday The 13th]

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Ok, I have a confession. I'm really Djinn. Djinn is really not Asian or a shop owner. I'm really a fat balding hermaphridite living in my Mother's basement. Mom died a few years back, but I left her mumified corpse seated at the kitchen table. I wear her house coat, and sit around the house all day bull shiting you all via the internet. I have no job and forge Mom's SSI checks to buy Kraft EZ Mac and Diet Dr Peper, which is all I consume on a daily basis. The toilet is broken, so I either piss out the back door, or into the home made depends I have fashioned from discarded Jack In The Box napkins. I crap in a bucket and wipe my korn hole with the back of my hand. I find, once it drys, it flakes off easily, which is a good thing since the water company disconnected service years ago. I collect rain water and store it in an oak barrel I found down stairs. This is enough for drinking purposes and my monthly sponge bath. I pray to god we never have a drought.

To all you ladies, I'd still like you to take a whiz in my face and I masterbate to your avatars several times a day.

I sincerely hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me, and hope some day one of you will bear my child [even though my penis is barely 2'' long and gets lost in my fat folds].

GOD I'M GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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