How I believe the Evil Dead remake may well go down
07-14-2011, 10:01 AM
* Ash and Rebecca realize that to escape their nightmare, they have to work together with the newcomers to find out how to undo the curse. All four walk back to the cabin (and the audience gets a closeup on a bandage on Hezekiah's hand). In the cabin, Samantha works through several cryptic notes and volumes to try and find out how to kill the zombies. She discovers that "the book" contains both the key to awakening and sealing the dead(ites), and begins to search the place for it. Ash meanwhile guards one half of the house whilst Hezekiah and Rebecca guard the other.
* Whilst Rebecca converses with the crude Hezekiah (both offending eachother with their confusing new-age lingo and outdated views respectively), the former notices the bandage on the latter's hand, and also notices that he has been acting strangely. Rebecca believes that Hezekiah may be infected, but Hezekiah refuses to remove his bandage. As Rebecca takes a grab for the thing, Hezekiah becomes the same kind of creature Marissa did!
* Rebecca begins trying to fight Hezekiah off, only to be bitten herself! Ash hears screaming coming from the other room and runs in to find Rebecca and Hezekiah fighting. Desperately, Ash distracts Hezekiah from Rebecca, lets the possessed redneck charge at him, and stabs him in the head with the Kandarian dagger. Instead of the usual blowing apart, blood comes flowing from Hezekiah's eyes and mouth and he dies.
* Rebecca begins to change into a demon as well, which leads to Ash telling her to "fight it" in vain. Rebecca lunges at Ash, only for Samantha to knock her unconscious and restrain her. Samantha remarks that the dagger is the only way to purge the evil spirits, and tells Ash he must stab Rebecca to "free her." Ash, after protesting for a bit, takes Rebecca out to a toolshed and prepares to impale her with the dagger (illustrated by several shots of Ash looking upwards and occasionally glancing down whilst pointing the dagger vertically at Rebecca's belly whilst hyperventilating through clenched teeth), but realizes he does not have the heart to do it. Rebecca suddenly wakes up and bites Ash's hand. Ash screams, grabs the dagger and tries to keep Rebecca at bay with a chainsaw before slamming the door and running back into the cabin.
* Ash realizes that his hand is turning bright red and ugly like those of the infected. To try and stop the infection from occurring, Ash slams the Kandarian dagger into his own hand. This stops the possession cold, but is painful and leaves his hand temporarily useless. Ash explains to Samantha what happened, which leads Samantha to develop a "workaround." Samantha takes the chainsaw Ash had in the shed, places it on a splint and bandages it to his injured hand. For good measure, Samantha also duct tapes one of the shotguns to the chainsaw and attaches an elaborate firing mechanism. Heroic music plays as Ash looks at his new weapon and remarks:
"this looks... ...pretty groovy"
* Samantha then informs Ash that if the evil dead aren't dead again by dawn, the dead shall rise across the Earth and conquer the living, as they did long ago. She then says the only way to stop them is to recite "the incantation" backwards. Thankfully, Samantha found "the book" in question sometime when she was absent.
* Samantha begins to read the book backwards, but is cut off when the possessed Rebecca appears behind her, plunging a demonic hand through her stomach! Ash screams "NO!" loudly, but then remembers the tape player, which Chris took with him when he tried to turn tail. Desperately, Ash runs outside and starts picking off zombies left and right with his "shotgunsaw," until he finds Chris's bag, with the tape player stuffed in it.
* Ash runs back inside and flips the switch which plays the tape backwards, stating
"Thank God the professor didn't upgrade to iTunes!"
* before pressing "play." As the tape plays, all the zombies clutch their heads with their hands and in not too long, crumble to dust (save for the possessed Rebecca, who just passes out). Outside, the ground opens up in a display of CGI and the zombie remains are dragged to hell before the ground closes again.
* Rebecca awakens un-possessed and touchingly embraces Ash. As the sun rises, Ash and Rebecca leave the cabin, smiling. The two find where Samantha and Hezekiah parked their car and begin to drive off.
* WHEN SUDDENLY: A zombie sits up in the back seat, drooling blood and screaming!!!!
* Freak on a Leash plays over the ending credits.
* Whilst Rebecca converses with the crude Hezekiah (both offending eachother with their confusing new-age lingo and outdated views respectively), the former notices the bandage on the latter's hand, and also notices that he has been acting strangely. Rebecca believes that Hezekiah may be infected, but Hezekiah refuses to remove his bandage. As Rebecca takes a grab for the thing, Hezekiah becomes the same kind of creature Marissa did!
* Rebecca begins trying to fight Hezekiah off, only to be bitten herself! Ash hears screaming coming from the other room and runs in to find Rebecca and Hezekiah fighting. Desperately, Ash distracts Hezekiah from Rebecca, lets the possessed redneck charge at him, and stabs him in the head with the Kandarian dagger. Instead of the usual blowing apart, blood comes flowing from Hezekiah's eyes and mouth and he dies.
* Rebecca begins to change into a demon as well, which leads to Ash telling her to "fight it" in vain. Rebecca lunges at Ash, only for Samantha to knock her unconscious and restrain her. Samantha remarks that the dagger is the only way to purge the evil spirits, and tells Ash he must stab Rebecca to "free her." Ash, after protesting for a bit, takes Rebecca out to a toolshed and prepares to impale her with the dagger (illustrated by several shots of Ash looking upwards and occasionally glancing down whilst pointing the dagger vertically at Rebecca's belly whilst hyperventilating through clenched teeth), but realizes he does not have the heart to do it. Rebecca suddenly wakes up and bites Ash's hand. Ash screams, grabs the dagger and tries to keep Rebecca at bay with a chainsaw before slamming the door and running back into the cabin.
* Ash realizes that his hand is turning bright red and ugly like those of the infected. To try and stop the infection from occurring, Ash slams the Kandarian dagger into his own hand. This stops the possession cold, but is painful and leaves his hand temporarily useless. Ash explains to Samantha what happened, which leads Samantha to develop a "workaround." Samantha takes the chainsaw Ash had in the shed, places it on a splint and bandages it to his injured hand. For good measure, Samantha also duct tapes one of the shotguns to the chainsaw and attaches an elaborate firing mechanism. Heroic music plays as Ash looks at his new weapon and remarks:
"this looks... ...pretty groovy"
* Samantha then informs Ash that if the evil dead aren't dead again by dawn, the dead shall rise across the Earth and conquer the living, as they did long ago. She then says the only way to stop them is to recite "the incantation" backwards. Thankfully, Samantha found "the book" in question sometime when she was absent.
* Samantha begins to read the book backwards, but is cut off when the possessed Rebecca appears behind her, plunging a demonic hand through her stomach! Ash screams "NO!" loudly, but then remembers the tape player, which Chris took with him when he tried to turn tail. Desperately, Ash runs outside and starts picking off zombies left and right with his "shotgunsaw," until he finds Chris's bag, with the tape player stuffed in it.
* Ash runs back inside and flips the switch which plays the tape backwards, stating
"Thank God the professor didn't upgrade to iTunes!"
* before pressing "play." As the tape plays, all the zombies clutch their heads with their hands and in not too long, crumble to dust (save for the possessed Rebecca, who just passes out). Outside, the ground opens up in a display of CGI and the zombie remains are dragged to hell before the ground closes again.
* Rebecca awakens un-possessed and touchingly embraces Ash. As the sun rises, Ash and Rebecca leave the cabin, smiling. The two find where Samantha and Hezekiah parked their car and begin to drive off.
* WHEN SUDDENLY: A zombie sits up in the back seat, drooling blood and screaming!!!!
* Freak on a Leash plays over the ending credits.
âThe Fright Night remake is a film which taps into the audienceâs deepest rooted fears, such as those of vampires throwing motorcycles at them. I dread the thought of a vampire throwing a refrigerator or a deskjet printer or... Iâd better stop before I give myself nightmaresâ
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