SCREAM rules for horror films...
 SCREAM rules for horror films...
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09-08-2010, 02:51 AM
When ever your town is put into lock down and the government starts handing out ID tags to mark those with the virus and those without the virus, that really and truly everyone has become exposed to the virus and you will all be wiped out any way. So, start having lots of sex since it will be your last night on earth.
09-08-2010, 04:34 AM
If your gonna have teenage sex with a killer on the loose make sure the bedroom doors are locked.
09-08-2010, 04:48 AM
When trapped by a psycho killer, make him/her think you're in love with them so they let their guard down. When he/she kisses you, strike them in the back with the knife you've been hiding.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
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09-08-2010, 04:58 AM
Never stop in the middle of nowhere to use the bathroom
09-08-2010, 05:42 AM
For the love of God, TURN AROUND!!!!
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-08-2010, 05:48 AM
Don't be the only: dick, African American, whore, stupid, jerk, racist, knowitall, homophobe, douchebag in the room.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-08-2010, 07:27 AM
If the car doesn't start or you drop the keys, ditch the car.
09-08-2010, 01:50 PM
No matter how hot the girls are in Mexico at a topless bar -if they're hot and in Mexico - then they surely must be vampires.
09-08-2010, 06:38 PM
If your American traveling to Europe never trust the girls there.
09-08-2010, 07:05 PM
If someone tells you to "Stick to the road," then by all means don't take a detour.
09-09-2010, 01:15 AM
Don't pick up hitchhikers and don't hitchhike.
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent 'cha!" lol
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-09-2010, 01:25 AM
Have the Ghostbusters on speed dial.
[SIZE="2"] Good dead are hard to find. - Fido [/SIZE]
09-09-2010, 03:43 PM
mrblue Wrote:Never make fun a of kid for his mom being a stripper. I must have missed this one...which movie was that???
09-09-2010, 04:57 PM
Halloween remake.
Never do magic mushrooms in the forest with friends.
09-09-2010, 09:02 PM
If you're kid and for some reason you're always feeling sick after your mom feeds you, check the soup for Draino.
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