The Dating Formula

[Mfish618]

There's some women who relate better with the guys......and I never saw the down side to that.
The dating world is less than fun, but you can't win if you don't play.

[Scarecrow]

Blue, to be serious for some advice. Have sex with them within the first ten minutes. It will catch them off guard and immediate love will set in. Plus, all the nervous shit goes out the window.

[Sobriquet]

I too have gotten the "You're best friend material, not girlfriend material" a couple of times. It always baffled me. Wouldn't you WANT your significant other to be your best friend? I know I would. Making heads or tails of the male brain has always been beyond me though. I'll just stay in my little cocoon of me, myself, and I and live much simpler for it. I'm a low maintenance kind of girl anyway. And men are definitely high maintenance.

[Mfish618]

Blue, to be serious for some advice. Have sex with them within the first ten minutes. It will catch them off guard and immediate love will set in. Plus, all the nervous shit goes out the window.

And this coming from a festering pile of STDs, with a penchant for playing in the mud.............:faint:

[Mfish618]

I too have gotten the "You're best friend material, not girlfriend material" a couple of times. It always baffled me. Wouldn't you WANT your significant other to be your best friend? I know I would. Making heads or tails of the male brain has always been beyond me though. I'll just stay in my little cocoon of me, myself, and I and live much simpler for it. I'm a low maintenance kind of girl anyway. And men are definitely high maintenance.

Not all men are high maintenance, some have just been too reliant on ''mommy'' to attend to details they should be taking care of themselves. To me, a best friend scenario is an absolute requirement in a relationship. The male brain is in reality, pretty simplistic. The trouble is a lot of them have made the transition to simpleton. :Vampire_kiss__by_ap

[Sobriquet]

Ahhh, yes... the knuckle draggers we call them up here. lol.

[Scarecrow]

I think the best friend scenario between a man and a woman could and should work. You both know how to work with each other, and the sex would make it a lot more emotional and bigger orgasms as well. I am hard.

[Sobriquet]

I am hard.

Random much? ex021:

[CarolinePar]

people let me tell you about myyyy beeeeest friend...

[Scarecrow]

To have a random boner is a required qualification for the male suit.

[Sobriquet]

To have a random boner is a required qualification for the male suit.

Oh yeah? :chuckshmucky:

[Scarecrow]

Yes, like right now. Now I'm not. Probably in five minutes, I'll have another. I'm pretty sure I can go ahead and say until a guy gets laid by a girl he is seeing...he will have a straight up boner for every single date until pop goes the fucking squirrel.

[Sobriquet]

Poor little squirrel.

[Mfish618]

people let me tell you about myyyy beeeeest friend...

So....you're courting Eddie's father?:eek:

[DragonBlues]

Okay... let me see...

So. I can keep being me—'cause the friend thing is cool—but looser. I can be one of the guys, as long as I slut it up. Roger that.

[Scarecrow]

You're not considered a slut unless you have a bad case of herpes. Not even if you walk around with chunky cottage cheese on your face all day long. It all comes down to the std's in my diary.

[DragonBlues]

Ooookay. So with my sparkling clean bill of health... I can immediately give the sex and everything will be cool?

[Scarecrow]

In my world, yes. But don't quote me on it, haha.

[DragonBlues]

Hey. It's worth a try at least once. Especially as it means I'll get to have sex.

[CarolinePar]

So....you're courting Eddie's father?:eek:

:poke:not even close...