The Dark Knight Rises

[DragonBlues]

Ah... so what you're saying is, you're going to have to get really creative about this. No worries. We don't care how you get the video to us. Just that you do.

[Scarecrow]

Video camera on the dick. Up and down, up and down.

[FreddysFingers]

Yeahhh, you have no idea how crazy tight security is about shit like that at these things. I probably won't even be able to bring my phone in there.

Probably not, in fact if it was anything like my Insidious screening, they'll pat you down, make you surrender your bag and tell you to leave the phone with them. Then again this is a trailer so who knows…

[Scarecrow]

Not just any trailer. The trailer of our time.

[Scarecrow]

The first official teaser poster for the film is below.

America Fuck Yeah!!!

[FreddysFingers]

Looks pretty cool but where did you find this?

[Scarecrow]

http://www.wat.tv/video/the-dark-knight-...wcs1_.html

Shit you not, that's the real deal there.

[DragonBlues]

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY EPIC!!!!!!!

Thanks, Scarecrow!!!!

[Scarecrow]

That final shot of Bane and Batman, just gave me the hardest boner.

[DragonBlues]

I'm not surprised in the slightest.

[FreddysFingers]

Yeah, I saw the trailer and like the trailer for The Dark Knight, I'm not impressed but that's probably because it's too fuzzy. I'll wait for Harry Potter and see it then. I like how they use past footage to make the trailer seem like it has length.

[Creamy Goodness]

*yawns*

[FreddysFingers]

A little bit, yeah. However, the theatrical trailer might be better…

[Chainsaw Brutality]

I wasn't expecting to see anything more than what we got with that trailer. After all, it is a teaser.

There's a year until this thing hits theaters, Christopher Nolan isn't going to give anything away - he'll give us just a little bit to leave us wanting more.


I can't wait to see it, but at the same time - I'll wait for the full trailer.

[Creamy Goodness]

I don't want to be excited for this yet solely because it doesn't come out for a year. Do I really want a case of blue balls that lasts for a year? No, I do not. Teaser is eh. The poster is eh. I think the full trailer (that's supposed to be released in December according to movie sites) will probably be something to get excited about.

[FreddysFingers]

The poster isn't bad but not as good as some of the teasers posters for Dark Knight.

[Creamy Goodness]

The poster just feels like a different angle of one of the Inception posters to me.

[FreddysFingers]

Yeah, people say that but I just don't see it.

[Creamy Goodness]

It's because buildings played such a crucial role in a few key scenes in Inception. Like if you were on the inside of that building folding over in Inception (imagine standing in the middle of the street and that happening above your head) and it just happened to leave a hole shaped like the Batman symbol, this is what you'd get. It's just like how that Joker poster from TDK was incredibly similar to one of the first posters of Inception.

[DragonBlues]

This will make it easier: