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LokiZeeWhat IS Jason? Zombie???...Or........
#1
Yeah, hmmmmmm, ya know, when it comes to defining Jason as a zombie or not, you first have to define a zombie. So...........................................................


Definitions of 'zombie'


1. (noun) zombi, zombie, living dead
a dead body that has been brought back to life by a supernatural force

2. (noun) zombi, zombie, zombi spirit, zombie spirit
(voodooism) a spirit or supernatural force that reanimates a dead body

3. (noun) zombi, zombie, snake god
a god of voodoo cults of African origin worshipped especially in West Indies

4. (noun) automaton, zombi, zombie
someone who acts or responds in a mechanical or apathetic way
"only an automaton wouldn't have noticed"

5. (noun) zombie, zombi
several kinds of rum with fruit juice and usually apricot liqueur

Okay, I do believe he fit definition 1,2 and 4. So yes, in that case he is a zombie.

But...............
He doesn't eat flesh, he cannot turn another into a zombie through a virus or curse, he CAN be shot in the head and survive.

All in all, I think the best definition of what Jason is would be a reverent.

Reverents are intelligent undead who return from the grave to get revenge, normally on the ones who killed them. They cannot be destroyed until they destroy said people who killed them.I just think the makers of the different movies needed more money, so he seeks revenge on people who fit the profile of said people who killed him, so he's more of a reverent undead serial killer. Or, he's a zombie.
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#2
have to agree wit u benjy
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#3
I would drop the serial killer part and go with mass murderer. Serial killers usually have a set profile of their victims. Although I haven't seen all of Jason's movies, he seems to be really random. It was camp counselors, then he added the town crazy. People that get in his way is not a profile. Hence, mass murderer. People at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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#4
yeah i have to agree with sam/SLASHER to ahree with benjy too
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#5
Jason cannot be categorized. I think he belongs in a category of his own. Jason is not a zombie, werewolf, vampire, mass murderer, serial killer, etc... Jason is far beyond that. Jason is Jason.
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Bojangles Wrote:Jason cannot be categorized. I think he belongs in a category of his own. Jason is not a zombie, werewolf, vampire, mass murderer, serial killer, etc... Jason is far beyond that. Jason is Jason.

Jason is just awesome!,
pure insanity!
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#7
A Unique creature. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sure:zombie:
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#8
LokiZee Wrote:A Unique creature. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sure:zombie:

Jason lives in your bathwater! :esnicker:
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Bojangles Wrote:Jason lives in your bathwater! :esnicker:

Well, the zombies ATE my bathwater. Does that mean Jason got eaten? Heheheheheheh!:zombie:
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#10
LokiZee Wrote:Well, the zombies ATE my bathwater. Does that mean Jason got eaten? Heheheheheheh!:zombie:

Nah Jason just killed the Zombies Confusedkull:
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#11
Via head removal.
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#12
Him and his machete! Gunfighter
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#13
They never fail.
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#14
Oh, so Bo, are you telling me my bathtub, with it's bathwater is Crystal Lake?????? Oh Shit!!!!! I gotta call a plumber!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#15
wow i guess people wernt good enough, jason had to start killing zombies.
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#16
Hell yeah. At least zombie hoards would be more of a challenge to him!Smile:zombie:
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#17
hahaha, no doubt. they need to make a movie about that, id watch it!! o, yea its sam!!
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#18
LokiZee Wrote:Oh, so Bo, are you telling me my bathtub, with it's bathwater is Crystal Lake?????? Oh Shit!!!!! I gotta call a plumber!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know, man. Just keep a huge rock, and a chain handy. Wink
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#19
Bojangles Wrote:I don't know, man. Just keep a huge rock, and a chain handy. Wink

Good one man.
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#20
Friday The 13th Wrote:Good one man.

If things get bad, always rely on a chain and a rock to fight Jason.
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