Dead Alive ~Official Review~

[Zach]

Things I Learned From This Movie:

..There was another streetcar named "Abstinence."
..A man's sexual activity is inversely proportional to his mother's health.
..Septic is the medical term used to describe when a wound is full of Pepto-Bismol-flavored pudding.
..Rubber cement is a first aid product.
.."Shuriken" is Japanese for "porcelain duck."
..Embalming machines are nearly indistiguishable from a cotton gin.
..Zombies can get knocked up.
..Afterbirth causes radio interference.
..ALWAYS read the ENTIRE warning label on a bottle of poison BEFORE you give it to your mum.
..The best defense against the undead is a well-deployed lawn gnome.
..Electrical wire should never be used in lieu of bungee cord.