Man dies at Eclipse screening

[TerrorScribe]

An unidentified 23-year-old New Zealand man was found dead Sunday night following a screening of Eclipse. Police in Wellington say the man had attended alone and was discovered slumped over in his seat when the lights came up; paramedics’ attempts to revive him were unsuccessful. This is the first reported Twilight-related death since the movie franchise launched a little less than two years ago, but it shouldn’t be the last; fans are expected to die in two parts as well as in 3-D when Breaking Dawn emerges a year from now.

And thus came the first recorded instance of a crap overdose.