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what if Dr Seuss wrote children's book with a more sinister twist?

what would you call it and put in *spoiler text* the actual name of the book

I'll start

The Leeches

[BLINK](The Sneetches)[/BLINK]

Green Eggs and Flesh

(Green Eggs and Ham) - Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be.

First, I need to share this:



Second, this is no fuckin' lie:

Quote:Side note, if Seuss ever wrote a horror children's book, it would be ridiculous. Kids would be institutionalized for how psychologically traumatizing the text would be.

And third:

Oh, The Deads You Can Die

(Oh, The Thunks You Can Think)

Niiiiiiiiiiiice
besides there was a "darker side" of Seuss -

did anyone read Thidwick(?) the Big Hearted Moose?

check the last page!

I'll have to check it out!

Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL

Caroline: I'm sure there was a dark side to Seuss and I believe somebody told me this once but I might have to check out that text.

Oh, The People You'll Kill!

(Oh, The Places You'll Go!)

Quote:Kaptari: That book made me literally ROTFL

Ya welcome.

There's a Hatchet in my Pocket

(There's a Wocket in my Pocket)

CHILLING, though pretty much turned out untrue ._.

GIANT HITLER

NAZI PLESIASAURUSES!

And yeah...

Freddy - thanks for the Twilight/Seuss image

Briggs - you continuously amaze me!

Those political cartoons make me love him even more.

Horton hacks a who..mash:
(Horton hears a who)

Those pics are all awesome!

The Gore Axe

(The Lorax)

In A People House

....

Yeah. I didn't have to change that title at all. It's gross enough.


Seuss-isms:

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"Being crazy isn't enough."

...Maybe not. But it sure is a good start...

Dr. Seuss was born in Weirdsville. It's a shame I wasn't.

So you're an immigrant?

Yes. :reddisgust: