08-02-2009, 04:21 PM
LokiZee Wrote:"Masters of Horror" Dance of the Dead (2005)
[SIZE="4"]While I thought I was about to watch a decently reviewed zombie movie that I really want to see, I stumbled into this pile of undead poo.I thought, hey, this was directed by the guy who did "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"(74),"Salems Lot", and "Eaten Alive". But DAMN did he slip with this one.The filming of this movie is dizzying, with worthless effects that add nothing, the acting, though a favorite actor of mine, Jonathan Tucker from the Ruins and Black Donnellys stars in the film, was very sub-par, and though the setting is kinda post-apocalyptic, it really didn't catch the feel properly. The only good things I found was that the special effect were okay, and Robert England was in it. He will always earn a watch. [/SIZE]
So all in all, I give it
[SIZE="6"]2 HEADSHOTS OUTTA 10![/SIZE]That 2nd star is for you Freddy!
I'm glad you reviewed this, I had it on my Netflix, but now I wont have to waste my time!:bowow:


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