(Adult) Santa Jokes
12-10-2009, 11:16 PM
[SIZE="5"]10 Things that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren’t[/SIZE]
* 10. Did you get any under the tree?
* 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
* 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
* 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
* 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
* 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
* 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
* 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
* 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
* 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
* 10. Did you get any under the tree?
* 9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
* 8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
* 7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
* 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
* 5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
* 4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
* 3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
* 2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
* 1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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