Nigger Jokes

[KingoftheDamned666]

How do you keep a Nigger from drowning?????



Take your foot off of his head

[KingoftheDamned666]

How do you starve a Nigger????

Hide his foodstamps in his workboots

[Friday The 13th]

Those are funny, in a cruel way.

[Friday The 13th]

Alright, alright I got a few! lol

"How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope."

"Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out."

"Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs."

"Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they've got pubic hair on their head!"

"What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education."

"Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!"

"Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing."

"Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays."

"How do you know Noah was a White man?
No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!"

"How was shit invented?
God smashed a nigger and gave it a better smell!"

[Friday The 13th]

"What is the worst stain on a nigger's underwear?
Watermelon."

"What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!"

"I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!"

"Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump."

"What does a black kid get for christmas?----Your bike."

"What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill."

"How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball."

"What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix."

"Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR."

"How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You dont."

[Friday The 13th]

"How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street."

"What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit"

"What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it."

"What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea?
A good start. "

"What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
Antique farm equipment."

"What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Cocoa puffs "

"What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas?
So much for a white Christmas this year!"

[Friday The 13th]

"What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline"

"What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us "

"Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
o remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"What would martin luther king be if he was white?
Alive"

[Friday The 13th]

"What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
They both don't work and always take your money. "

"What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A good days hunting."

"What do you call a bunch of blacks falling down a hill?
A mudslide . "

[Friday The 13th]

"What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face."

"A spic walks into a bar and says, "Hey, nigger, give me a drink." The nigger bartender says, "I'll give you a drink, but I would appreciate it if you wouldn't refer to me as a "nigger." "Oh man!, I am sure sorry about that bro'. Won't happen again." A few minutes later the spic says, "Hey moon crickett, another round." The nigger says,"Hey, look, I really don't want you calling me "moon crickett" either." The spic says,"Sorry bootlips, I didn't mean anything by it." The bartender says, "OK that's it! How would you like it if you were the bartender and I came in here calling you names?" "I don't know, let's find out." So the spic puts on an apron and goes behind the bar and the nigger walks outside and comes back in and shouts, "Hey wetback! I want a fucking drink!" The "bartender" stops washing glasses and says, "Oh, I'm sorry, we don't serve niggers in here."


"The Pope, a boyscout, and the smartest nigger in the world are on an airplane. The engines fail, the plane starts going down, and there is only 2 parachutes. The smartest nigger in the world says, "Due to my extraordinarily high intelligence, I believe it is imperative that I survive and continue to show my people the path to greatness." He grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The Pope tells the boyscout, "I am an old man and I am ready to meet God, so you may use the remaining parachute, my son." The boyscout replies, "No, that's cool Pope, we both have parachutes because that nigger just jumped out of the plane with my backpack."

[Friday The 13th]

"Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit."

"What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium."

"Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet."

"How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall."

"How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?"

"What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys."

"Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers."

"A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares."

"Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black."

"What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

"Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check."

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin."

"Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger."

"Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over."

"How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him."

"What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse."

[Friday The 13th]

"Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!"

"Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car."

"What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers."

"How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers."

"Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing."

"What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do."

"Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips."

"Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump."

"What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats."

"What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems"

[Friday The 13th]

"Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people."

"What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire."

"What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement."

"How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application."

"How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion."

"What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
Drop it nigger."

[Friday The 13th]

"What's positive about Africans?
HIV"

"What did God say when another black baby was born?
OOPS! Burnt another one."

"What did the Trix rabbit say to the black man when he asked for money?
Silly nigger, money's for white people."

"What do you call a black prostitute, with braces that is about to give you head?
A black 'n' decker pecker wrecker"

"What's the difference between a working black man and big foot?
People have seen big foot."

"Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 200 bullet holes in him...the local sheriff called it the worst case of suicide he had ever seen in his life."

"Did you hear about that black guy they found on the bottom of that river in Arkansas with 300lbs of chains wrapped around him...the local sheriff said, "just like a goddamn black guy, stole more chains than he could swim with"

"How do u see a black man at night?
Make them Smile!"

"What do you get when you throw a basketball into a slave ship sailing across the world? Harlem Globetrotters"

"What do you call a black abortion center?
Crime-stoppers of America"

"Why did God give black men big cocks?
As a way of saying I am sorry for putting pubic hair on their heads."

"What do you call 2 black guys on a bike?
Organized Crime"

"What is it called when a white guy pushes a black guy down the stairs?
He fell."

[AmericanPsycho]

Oh them Afro-American's!

[Tara]

I'm shocked lol

[LokiZee]

I'm not..............Heh.

[Friday The 13th]

lol why not loki! hahaha

[Bojangles]

[Friday The 13th]

[Friday The 13th]

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.