5 Horrifying Things You Didn't Know About the Vagina

[CarolinePar]

Suddenly, Teeth doesn't look so bad. Thanks Bo, thanks for temporarily making me afraid of vaginas.

:fright: suddenly something came to mind....

The Penis Wants a Raise! I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
> >for the following reasons:
> > > 1. I do physical labor.
> > > 2. I work at great depths.
> > > 3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
> > > 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> > > 5. I work in a damp environment.
> > > 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
> > > 7. I work in high temperatures.
> > > 8. My work exposes me to diseases.
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >Dear Penis,
> >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised >the management denies your request for the following reasons:
> >1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
> >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting >other locations.
> >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in >order to start working.
> >6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing >the correct protective clothing.
> >8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
> >9. You are unable to work double shifts.
> >10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed >the assigned task.
> >11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and >exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
> >
> >Sincerely, The Management :peace: