Nigger Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

"Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit."

"What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium."

"Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet."

"How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall."

"How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?"

"What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys."

"Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers."

"A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares."

"Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black."

"What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

"Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check."

"What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin."

"Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger."

"Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over."

"How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him."

"What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse."