Nigger Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

"Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!"

"Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car."

"What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers."

"How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers."

"Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing."

"What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do."

"Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips."

"Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump."

"What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats."

"What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems"