Blonde Jokes

[Friday The 13th]

omfg! funny! those both are funny!

[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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[Friday The 13th]

ahhaha You got some good ones!

[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]I can do this all day. My family wishes I wouldn't.A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
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[Friday The 13th]

hahhaa oh them Blondes!

[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.
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[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
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[COLOR="Cyan"]Why does a blonde smile at lightning?
She thinks she's getting her picture taken.
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[COLOR="Cyan"]There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.
They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''

The brunette made a touching speech and all the blondes clapped.
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[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.
She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."
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[Rosemary's Baby]

[COLOR="Cyan"]How do a blonde's brain cells die?
Alone.
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[Friday The 13th]